stoner skill

A secret skill not discovered until one becomes consistently high and finds evidence of it later

“I smoked four times this week and started to find crayola coloring sheet done as if done by Van Gogh around my apartment. I guess coloring is my stoner skill!”

by AngusStarbies January 17, 2021

Stoner Kiss

The act of hitting a Dab or blunt and blowing the smoke into another’s mouth while kissing

A guy stoner kissed me at a party

by LtHorn February 4, 2023

stoner holes

holes in your clothes, that result from ashes from the cherry flying off the end of blunt, joint, spliff, etc.

i have stoner holes in my clothes, and aint got no weed

by quixotickane June 30, 2016

Stoner boner

Stoner boner is a lot like whiskey dick. When you get too fucked up on good weed sometimes it’s hard to get a hard on.

Bro last night I was so high I couldn’t get my dick hard enough to fuck Lana... fuckin stoner boner man.

by Biggin McGriddles November 30, 2020

stoners tea

Makes you high. Yep. THats about it scrub a nub dub

A: Hey kid wanna buy some stoners tea?
B: SURE BRO.
*drinks*
B: Whoa, I feel alive and colourful. I am as high as a fuc*ing mushroom!

by supeeps February 17, 2014

Legacy Stoner

This is a Cannabis User that was around far before legalization in their state or country. Without these hardcore pot loving, dank-wanting, reefer-consuming, and sticky icky lovers of the plant, there would be no Legacy Growers. Somebody had to smoke all the weed grown back then, and that mainly was this type of person who had to deal with the law, hide their stash from friends as there was so little weed around, and even lie about whether or not they were high. Legacy Stoners are the backbone of the new and modern Cannabis Industry. One must have partaken in regular use of the Cannabis plant before their state or national law legalized it in order to be recognized with this title.

"That legacy stoner is nearly 70 years old and still hiding his stash like the cops are coming; someone let him know it's legal now" "I'm a legacy stoner; I bought weed far before it was legal." "I spent a year in jail because of some pot I had on me; I'm a legacy stoner through and through." "I admire legacy stoners, they had the tenacity to keep on toking up even when there were no state laws to protect them." "The hippies were the true legacy stoners, no wait, I think it was Cavemen."

by ResearcherOG_Mike February 22, 2023

Stoner sip

While stoned and mouth dry, you go for some liquid but there is very little remaining in the bottle and you know you will need it again. You take the smallest sip possible only to wet your throat while retaining enough liquid for many more stoner sips.

My buddy started coughing after a giant rip and asked for my water. I told him to take a stoner sip but the bastard finished off the rest of my water and we have a 9 mile hike to finish.

by aDanishMafiaHit May 25, 2021