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Springfield S'more

The process in which a man shits and jizzes in a graham cracker, puts it in his bitch's cunt, fucks her in the ass as it cooks in the pussy, and, after he finishes, takes it out and makes her eat it.
That bitch sassed me so I force fed her a Springfield S'more.
by FlipHKD908 December 9, 2007
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Scrying

She started scrying as soon as I said "we need to talk".
by rufuskeefus December 11, 2011
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Spring Cleaning

When a woman/man drinks and licks off all of a womans/mans cum so as to be sparkley clean inside the vaginal or dick area and out.
I'll give you a good spring cleaning tonight.
by dnation December 2, 2007
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springfield va

the most gay ass place in va. known for foreners and gettoness. the place were you can get drugs anywere.
by assylaf June 17, 2008
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SpringFest

An annual party at JMU where dumbass students light shit on fire and break everyones shit. Also a time to throw bottles as cops and fill the streets with broken glass so it is dangerous for anyone to walk around and a great time to fuck up our environment (stupid fucking douche bags)! oh i almost forgot and a great way to FUCK OVER RADFORD'S QUADFEST!!!!! if that is to happen so help me god i will ass rape everyone who attends JMU!!
How can i show im a bigger douche bag than everyone already thinks?

Just go to springfest and fuck shit up for everyone!
by F*** You! April 19, 2010
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Springfield

Township on the northwest border of Philadelphia, in Montgomery County (Not to be confused with Springfield Delco).

Consists of Oreland, Flourtown, Erdenheim, and Wyndmoor.

Home of G-Maf, which, although it has a corny name, will destroy you.

309 goes through Springfield. As does route 73 (Church Road) and Bethlehem Pike. Bordered by Philadelphia to the south across Stenton Avenue, and sorta to the east. North by Upper Dublin Township across Pennsylvania Ave. West by Whitemarsh Township. East by Cheltenham Township.
I took Bethlehem Pike down to Springfield and got fucked up by G-Maf. They're harder than they sound.
by Isaiah Jenkins September 21, 2005
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Spring Break Fatty

The overweight and/or unmotivated people who go tot he gym just before spring break or summer because they know they need to squeeze into a bathing suit. They can also be considered as those who go to the gym simply to say they go tot the gym. They may be spotted sitting/standing by machines socializing thus preventing the actual gym members from going about their usual gym tasks. They sometimes are actually working out on the machines but being that they only go to the gym once a week it is a waste of their time and the time of those dedicated gym goers who frequently get use out of the machines.
Note: Spring break fattys as often as they go or as hard as they seem to work fail to actually see results.
Damn dude, that girl is just sitting on the machine texting. That Spring Break Fatty needs to get out of here and stop wasting our time.
by Reel G April 16, 2011
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