sperm shields

Large Jackie-O style sunglasses that all the New Jersey sluts wear. Often accompanied by a tramp stamp and botox.

Danielle was wearing a pair of Gucci sperm shields when we were at Temps this summer

by NickG0529 November 2, 2006

spertus delicti

to locate a prime parking space when in dire need of one

Wow a spertus delicti, how cosmic is that!

by CjB August 20, 2007

spermapalooza

to have a sperm party
also known as a dickfest.

come over over friday night, we're having a spermapalooza

by hannahtabbygraylin July 18, 2007

spermballs

floating wads of jism that are left in the skimmer of a pool or hot tub after having sex.

heck , I didnt want to clean the filter after knowing I blew major spermballs all through it after doggie stylingthe neighbor girl.

by don tantius February 11, 2008

sperm wail

The sound a woman makes when you cum in her mouth with having warned her.

Monica let out a sperm wail when I suddenly jizzed her tonsils.

by Pornstaro April 23, 2008

spermwigglys

The things swimming around in semem.

Don't swallow because the spermwigglys will run around in your systems all day.

by Tyleu Daveau Reu October 21, 2008

spermshooter

another word for a man's penis

go on, whip out the spermshooter

by Rosie Draper January 13, 2009