snip my bonsai

shut me up with a kiss

Close your eyes and snip my bonsai

by LA99 June 14, 2017

Sniper

One who is generally quiet during a conversation, but when they speak up, it's always entertaining and produces a big laugh. Much like the soldier armed with a sniper rifle, a Sniper lays low and waits for the perfect moment to throw in a joke or make a keen observation.

Jimmy's not shy, he's just a sniper.

by Beloved Royal Viking September 3, 2017

Sniper

One who is generally quiet during a conversation, but when they speak up, it's always entertaining and produces a big laugh. Much like the soldier armed with a sniper rifle, a Sniper lays low and waits for the perfect moment to throw in a joke or make a keen observation.

Jimmy's not shy. He's just a sniper.

by Beloved Royal Viking September 3, 2017

snip face

A human being that decides that another persons object will be theirs or stealing that object weather it be a phrase, photo etc

Ew look at him , he's a Snip Face

by Bread sandwich December 12, 2017

snip snip snake

The name of a snake that is also a scorpion.

"I got poisoned by a snip snip snake!"

by wrenniehh April 23, 2018

snip the beak

when a jealous woman cuts the tip off a mans condom before using

damn it !!-- the bitch is pregnant---Friend---- man I thought you guys broke up---- we DID she must have --- snip the beak !!!

by beve January 31, 2018

Sniped

Term used when someone falls down or trips on something out of nowhere.

That person just got sniped.

by bigboi678 June 1, 2018