Bell Sausage

Someone who just says or does something stupid and/or annoying

"What if I didn't have toes?"

"Oh shut up you absolute bell sausage"

by Big Boi Bumole February 18, 2019

Sausage sizzle

A sex move in where the male places his genitalia on a piece of bread. He will the put onions and tomato sauce on the genitalia. The female or “Bunnings goer” the eats said sausage sizzle.

Fuck mate I just go the missus to eat the ol’ sausage sizzle

by Hdydebsianai January 13, 2022

Sausage bastard

A sex pest who rubs up a little too closely for his own sexual gratification, often when hugging female friends.

Often, sausage bastards find themselves quite lonely because of their tendencies.

Nigel hasn't got many close friends. He's made a name for himself with his sausage bastardry.

by Kbobs July 17, 2020

Sausage and Kraut

Making love to your girlfriend while fantasizing about the glazed doughnut hole of an Eastern European porn star. Or, simply having sex with your European girlfriend.

She cooked me some traditional dinner native to her homeland, but we had Sausage and Kraut for dessert.

by Vanilla Thunder 78 October 15, 2011

Browned the sausage

To shit one's pants.

We would have been here earlier, but Debbie browned the sausage.

by TCH32 June 20, 2018

Sausage Slam

An alternative to punching someone in the face. When angered, your dick can also be used as a weapon: just whip it out, get hard, then run into whatever part of someone you would like to cripple.

Biff: "Your sister's a whore!"
Charlie: "Get ready to receive a sausage slam!"

by DennisLeary July 25, 2009

Sausage Fest

When a large group, typically of men, gather and eat a lot of sausages (usually German, both the men and the sausages).

"Oktoberfest is the best Sausage Fest in the world"

by Duppy Conqueror February 17, 2020