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San Antonio 

A shitty town filled with a bunch of drunk mexico beaner people. It's like probably like the worst place ever to live. The one good thing about San Antonio is the Spurs. Unfortunately, the team is made up of crazy old washed up losers. It has decent mexican food at least, but that's expected since pretty much half of the population are dumb mexican people who belong in their dumb restaraunts.
"Dude, let's go get some mexican food from San Antonio. I'm tired of this Taco Bell bullshit."
"Fuck no, dude. Those beaners can keep their damn fucking rice and beans."
San Antonio by Scott Supremacy August 8, 2008

San Jose Earthquakes 

One of the 10 original Major League Soccer Teams in 1996. They won the first ever MLS game against the D.C. United off Eric Wynalda's goal in the 88th minute off a Ben Iroha pass.

San Jose had a horrible first few seasons namely 1997-2000. Despite having some great players in those years they couldn't pull it together.

San Jose 97-99 were known as the New England Revolution Stock Room. Robert Kraft would use the Clash as a stock holding room for talent he wanted on his big boy club the New England Revolution, who also had little success.
In 2006, MLS Fucked San Jose in the ass and moved the team to Houston. (HAHA FUCK YOU SAN JOSE).
The first season they were in Houston, the team won a championship, only to win it again in 2007.
San Jose Fans have continued to whine to this day, despite being given a team again in 2008.
On the BigSoccer forums, the Earthquakes sub-forum is notorious for being one of the biggest crybaby fests. They constantly bitch about players, coaching decisions, the Houston Dynamo and everything under the sun. Moderators KMJVet thinks he's a bad ass but he couldnt mod his way out of a paper bag. LA Fans hate Quakes Fans. San Jose fans were whining even when they had there original team.
In other words, FUCK YOU SAN JOSE EARTHQUAKES, HOUSTON & AEG RAPED YOU OF YOUR TEAM.
San Jose Earthquakes are the greatest team in Major LEague Soccer History... yeah right

Don Garber: I hated San Jose Earthquakes, I wish we never gave them a team back.

All Houston Fans: HAHA! We stole your team. The San Jose Earthquakes.

The Ultras Support Group are a bunch of losers just like the San Jose Earthquakes. Riot Squad Bitch!
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San Francisco Slammer 

When a man slams his cock into your ass unknowingly to you.
So, I says to the guy, "that's no San Francisco Slammer, that's my wife!"

San Diego Sausage Roll

1. When three gay men suck each other off in a big homosexual orgy while a fourth gay man reads aloud from Perez Hilton's blog.
2. The sexual act of fucking the shit out of a dead male tiger
3. An attempt to sneak a grasshopper (otherwise known as a Mexican) into american soil, only to be pulled over by a black police officer and engaging in a gay interracial three way.
1. Don: Hey, did you read Perez' new blog entry?
Matt: No, Juan read it while Tom, Bill, and I engaged in a San Diego Sausage Roll
2. Dude, Charlie Sheen is fucked up. Not only does he have a tiger's blood, he had a San Diego Sausage Roll with it before siphoning the blood to balance the cocaine in his Martian wizard system.
3. When my landscaper was caught by border patrol, we had a San Diego Sausage Roll to get him off the hook. I think the nigger gave me AIDS

San Marcos Steamer 

San Marcos Steamer
1. When you take a fresh dump and save a turd, then place that turd into an enemy's drying laundry.

Chad: dude..just take a dump..and when he is drying his clothes...go put the turd in the dryer lmfao

Josh: we call that a san marcos steamer
Source: Chad P., San Marcos, TX
San Marcos Steamer by Chad P. March 21, 2008

San Fransisco Half-Pipe 

When two dudes ride the same longboard and have sex at the same time. The humping motion keeps the board in motion.
I saw two hippies riding one longboard today! It was a total San Fransisco half-pipe.

San Francisco Pile Driving Sloppy Joe 

A term used to describe when bestiality is performed on a stray dog that has some kind of anal disease that makes things all the more stickier. Normally, this occurs on the streets of San Francisco when a homeless man encounters a dog and is bored.
That was the messiest San Francisco Pile Driving Sloppy Joe EVAR!