Rule 139 

Rule 139 - All Trump supporters have D.A.P (Dry Ass Pussy)

Female Trumpie - "Trump will always be my president!"
Educated person - "I can smell your D.A.P from here bitch. Don't forget rule 139."

Rule 139 by Kurapikas_Property December 31, 2020

Rule 100 of the internet 

Gay will not be tolerated.

Bruce Jenner: Look I'm a girl because feelings > facts
Our Lord and Savior Ben Shapiro: Rule 100 of the internet libtard

Rule 100 of the internet by Honkler November 30, 2018

Rule 34 

It doesn't matter how dark or bizarre, if you can think of it there will a small club dedicated solely to it in Japan.

eg. Have you seen Tokyo? Shibuya is Rule 34 ; love hotels, bestiality restaurants, sex robot love parlors, cosplay　sex clubs, soapland, transvestite soapland, rape play, yakuza swingers, anime bondage, knitting bondage. It's nasty!

Rule 34 by moggie December 18, 2012

rule of da street 

snitches get stiches
don't snitch on any one not even you enemy you'll get fucked up

anyone who told on someone and got fucked up it's cause they didn't listen to the RULE OF DA STREET

rule of da street by mrs. kris May 24, 2006

[Rule 11] 

This rule is also known as "The International Rule of Dibs". Used to claim any tangible object in question. The only way to counter this rule is to call "Next's".(see Rule 17)

Guy1:"Rule 11."
Guy2:"You can't call 'Dibs' its ours. We called for it!"
Guy1:"Yea I can. Rule 11. See, I just did again."

[Rule 11] by Van113 March 1, 2009

Rule 76 

There is always a shemale version of a female character, NO exceptions.

This is a rule I have identified and proven through many hours of intensive research of the internet and based off the existing rule 75.

Dude1: OMG, is that a shemale batgirl screwing a shemale supergirl?… Shit, it is, Rule 76 ROXZ my SOXZ!!!!!!!!!!!

Rule 76 by I'mnot givingmyname toamachine January 25, 2008

[rule 25] 

whenever anyone fucks up or says anything stupid. all alcohol, weed, mushrooms, and pornography go to Jon.

victor: i think its time to go
brian: hit him
jon: *enforces rule 25*

[rule 25] by Jake Black Lucine January 12, 2009