ex. 1: "Calvin and Hobbes is the Roast. It just doesn't get any better than that ."
ex. 2: "My teacher, Mrs. Jones, is the Roast! I love her!"
ex. 2: "My teacher, Mrs. Jones, is the Roast! I love her!"
by Brewnary Logic June 8, 2019

When you see a very sunburnt old lady walking on the street wearing a subway shirt. The old lady will look extremely red and she will be walking extremely slow, most likely needing to use a cane.
"Did you see that roasted subway walking by the Whole Foods? I thought she was going to die at any moment"
by byebye7348378 August 22, 2022

the act of rigorous female masturbation
by pin-up October 8, 2014

Roast beef is where the vaginal flaps look almost like a kebab dropped on the floor and picked back up shaped into a coochie this is nicknamed roast beef because peoples flaps can b brown
by My dude maddy June 5, 2021

For someone to diss you/mock you based on a characteristic of yourself, your personality, clothes etc. in front of a lot of people
Example of a Roast Whipping Post:
Teacher: Ok Class, that's the bell everyone is dismissed. Stacy, please see me after class.
Stacy: Why? Can't get a date for prom?
Teacher: If that was the case I would've asked one of the pretty girls.
Class: DAYUM!!!!
Teacher: Ok Class, that's the bell everyone is dismissed. Stacy, please see me after class.
Stacy: Why? Can't get a date for prom?
Teacher: If that was the case I would've asked one of the pretty girls.
Class: DAYUM!!!!
by McQuackez February 8, 2018

by Roasted cracker February 1, 2018

by ratlord112 February 8, 2023
