Relationship

A fault act between two ignorant people that normally don't work

Me and him are not in a relationship

by Katharina Sean Ryan February 9, 2019

Uncommitted Relationship

When you do relationship-like things together, sleep together, go on dates, have sex, are always with each other etc; but your partner sleeps with other people and tries to see other people.

Uncommitted Relationship: I’m sleeping at my mans house tonight, but first he’s having a girl to fuck before I sleep in that same bed

by Icky Vicky So Sicky September 3, 2020

Tanner Emma Relationship

A love hate relationship filled with sex jokes and emma hitting tanner

Stephen and Nancy are in a Tanner Emma relationship

by daddy12345655432 August 21, 2018

Relationship Advice

Don't take it from fat-cocks who hooked up with women.

Relationship Guy "MY relationship advice is this: Have long term relationships and DON'T just use women for sex."

Hym "Did YOU hook up with women? How fat is your cock?"

Relationship Guy "Uh... Erm... What does that have to do with anything? It's better! REALLY! Trust me."

Hym "Yeah, I don't trust you that would be stupid- You have a daughter, don't you?"

Relationship Guy "Uuuummm... I don't see what that-"

Hym "And now you're trying to make everyone do the thing you DIDN'T have to do, right? You don't want your daughter getting slutted out the way you slutted out other people's daughters."

Relationship Guy "That's... Um..."

Hym "Yeah, no, kill yourself. You're hypocritical fat-cocked garbage and deserve to die more than everyone who actually ends up dying."

by Hym Iam December 27, 2023

Open relationship

A relationship where it's okay to cheat, but it's not okay, because you never really decided it was okay in the first place. A person in an open relationship doesnt see the havoc this adds to their life.

Female in open relationship- You can touch my tits. I'd let your brother/sister touch my tits too.

Guy in open relationship- You can lick my nutsack. Your sister can lick my nutsack too. We'll just trade.

Girl in open relationship- You're disgusting, I cant believe we got in an open relationship.

Guy in open relationship- The relationship is based off your template, not mine.

What happened to their being someone for everyone? If you know you're going to end up sticking with a decision (when you dont allow yourself a way out of it), you'll make sure you made the right one with no regrets. Right or wrong, you don't stay stuck with indecision, doing the wrong thing is sometimes the way to go if you're not stuck anymore after that.

by Solid Mantis October 4, 2020

Groups are the Pope's main focus, so if you're in a relationship, spend groupS

Groups are the Pope's main focus, so if you're in a relationship, spend groupS

Groups are the Pope's main focus, so if you're in a relationship, spend groupS

by ExeeloguiexE April 16, 2025

Relationship Assistant

Someone you employ to help fill in the gaps that your main relationship is no longer meeting.

May be on a permanent or temporary basis, paid or unpaid.

Services can include companionship, advice or sexual favors.

Leon: "Dating Stacey is so hard. She's always away on business."
Fred: "Why don't you talk to Kylie? She's a professional relationship assistant."

by just like honey November 21, 2021