purple turtle

When you have to go to take a shit so badly that you choke the turtle on its way out - making it purple.

John: Code brown.
Sally: Do you really have to go that bad?
John: Damn right, I've got a purple turtle.

by JandN August 28, 2009

purple led lights

swag. purple led lights mean the person using them is one of the best people in the universe. or theyre bi. like thats it. its that simple.

aven really likes those purple led lights. i think you know what that means

by uzidgaf February 19, 2021

purple headed yogurt slinger

A penis. The male sex organ.

He lost his purple headed yogurt slinger in an interesting yet unfortunate tricycle accident at the age of 45.

by Krackershaft November 28, 2002

PURPLE MEAT

A term used to describe the appearance of a black woman or man's sexual organ. A black man's penis. A black woman's vagina, especially the labia or lips portion, resembling a roast beef sandwich.

"Hey Gina, did you fuck that black dude you met last night?"

"Hell no Stacie, he was cute, but when he whipped his ding-dong out, it looked like purple meat or somethin"

by Deaner Beaner November 25, 2006

purple headed turkey neck

Slang for the Penis.

He pulled out his large purple headed turkey neck and she gasped in delight!

by Dylan January 10, 2005

purple headed womb ferret

male genetalia

i pulled my "purple headed womb ferret" out of her ass and gave her a dirty Sanchez!!

by Joe April 14, 2004

Purple Girl

A girl in high school predominantly interested in anime, unicorns, dragons, fantasy novels and other media, usually wearing bold, purple clothing while maintaining her hair in simple, unoriginal styles.

That Candice was such a purple girl, she read that whole trilogy on unicorns!

by Michael Gills January 31, 2008