Purple pear

A severely infected penis that is comparable to the blue waffle (see blue waffle)

Jordan had sex with Emily now he has a purple pear and can barely walk.

by Korn1989 May 3, 2013

Purple Wave

A very gay pool party.

Max is having all his theatre friends over for a pool party. It’s gonna be a real purple wave!

by Greg Glass September 12, 2021

Purple Creature

More formerly known as Xboxicus fatticus, the purple creature can be found lurking and creeping around most highschools. Often found wearing a purple Nike shirt, the purple creature survives by playing excessive amounts of xbox live and eating varying amounts of junk food anywhere's from Big Macs to Dr. Pepper. If you see a Purple Creature in your school be sure to call the local authorites/weight loss group or Jenny Craig for more options on how to deal with it. Please call 1-800-Jenny20.

Guy1: "Hey dude check out that purple creature!"

Guy2: "OMG! his K/D ratio on Call of Duty must be really high!"

Guy2: "Ssshhhh! Be quiet we cannot afford to scare it off!"

by Grizzlies101 February 24, 2011

Purple Chamber

Slang for anal sex used by sex workers in Byzantine Empire

No money, no purple chamber!

by nymodesup January 27, 2022

Purple bRain

When you give a guy head while wearing fresh purple lipstick of any shade, resulting in purple up and down his shaft.

Person 1: "Could you give me some Purple bRain?
Person 2: "I just bought a new purple lipstick from Sephora, so sure."

by theboywhocriedpurple March 8, 2018

Purple kiss

Purple kiss are a group of spell casters who summons demons and gods. They plan for world domination and to take over everything.

It's said one should be frightened in their presence.

Aren't they purple kiss, kneel down and serve them before they devour us.

by DarkSpell March 2, 2022

purple-ization

increasing the Democratic vote in Republican strongholds

Larry Sabato, director of the Center for Politics at the University of Virginia, said that black turnout in the fall election will encourage the purple-ization of red states.

by Una Malachica May 16, 2008