80 pound cake

Small, around 80 pounds, see pound cake definition for more…
Danna, you are a nice lil 80 pound cake!”
by Tupi003 December 19, 2023
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pounding panda

Male is panda, female is bamboo. Missionary bear hug and nibble on her neck /ear (like the leaves on a bamboo tree) pound away ... the pounding panda
Him: Whats your favorite position?
Her: The pounding panda.
Him: Mine too. Lets do it.
by Terzouhoe December 11, 2017
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Sausage Pounding

When you can't hold back and you just have to pound that sausage.
Ahh man, I have been doing so much sausage pounding lately, I think I might have some serious problem.
by SausagePounder January 21, 2019
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One of the best songs of all time!
Find a side that's brighter than bad
Stick it out but never get mad
No control, no plans
Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

It never gives, not what you want
Falling short just defining my sort
Scared to fail, scared of success
Never take less
Is this really what you want?
Don't aim too high or they'll cut you right back
Feel like ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

Keep them dumb, keep them numb, keep them ripped
Paid the money then they syphon the slip
Think you're flying but they're bluffing the hand
An empty promise from a selfish brat

Every lesson that's ever been taught
Never learn comes undone just as quick its learnt
Told to trust, surrounded by a system of fraud
Doused in gas, set on fire now watch me burn
by V8sforlife July 31, 2023
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Pussy Pound

Damn Jessica pussy pounded that girl on Call of Duty
by J. Derringer April 22, 2023
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grey pounding

A sexual liaison between an older man and a significantly younger woman; often used sarcastically.
Older man to a friend: "I quite like the young lady who moved in next door."
Friend to older man: "Yeah...I think she would love a grey pounding."
by the_earl December 16, 2013
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grey pounding

A sexual liaison between an older man and a significantly younger woman; often used sarcastically.
Older man to a friend: "I quite like the young lady who moved in next door."
Friend to older man: "Yeah...I think she would love a grey pounding."
by the_earl December 16, 2013
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