looming the poon

when handsome and charming wants to put the D in his shorty, but she's all wrapped up in her pubic health. BAM!

he's looming the poon

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it February 26, 2019

sour poon

n./adj. A woman that is bitter toward sexual activity. Synonyms: ice queen, prude,frigid.

Fred didn't get any because that girl he was trying to hookup with was a real Sour Poon.

by CrisMikeHunt August 29, 2016

Poon-waffle

wuss, someone who runs most the time and when they try to stand up for them selfs gets beet up Poon-waffle

hey foo, sit down we all know your a Poon-waffle, while throwing random insults at each other shout Poon-waffle

by WhiteWashed June 22, 2011

too much poon gun

the TMP from CS...

dude the too much poon gun is a headshot machine...

by matches April 22, 2003

yamming poon

When you are feasting on a poonani

I took rebecca back to my place and i was absolutely yamming poon

by Muncho huncho November 9, 2021

Pooning

To defecate whilst mooning.

Jack and I was out last night pooning at all the girls that walked past.

by WMAS Big T May 24, 2025

poon smooge

A rusty or greyish mass eminating from some poon. Often an odor of offensive nature occurs from said smooge.

The poon smooge found whilst cleaning the restroom, has stained the tile.

by Retroguru2013 April 1, 2017