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PISS FLAPS

The feminine way of directing urine toward the bowl.
She sat, and her piss flaps chattered
PISS FLAPS by jadio u no August 14, 2003
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the act of doing 10 push-ups right after going pee.
drunk people need to do more push-ups and when you drink you pee a lot!
guy 1: Dude i have to take a fat piss!
guy 2: Dont forget to do your piss-ups
guy 1: im going to be riped by the end of the night!
piss-ups by DanTheMan2010 July 6, 2010

piss flaps

Old saggy vadge lips or abnormally huge labia majoras; mythical cunt lips on women of loose morals. Piss Lips are what most busted old whores end up with in the putird old age of 60 and up...
Your mothers piss flaps are a dark black on the outer edges, blending into a dark brown going in and finally a rashy-pink at her sad dry entrance.

She needs to stop pissing in the river, her piss flaps will catch parsitic cheese!
piss flaps by Blu Finger April 6, 2008
A term for getting drunk. Generally a term used by under 18s who think they're cool on facebook. Photos are taken at the event, in which the teens are holding large cans of energy drinks, carefully positioned to look like a can of beer.
Person 1: we better stock up on red bull for our piss up, so we can look cool on facebook

Person 2: good idea, make sure you turn round the cans in the photos so it looks like we're actually getting drunk
piss up by you_are_a_noob July 2, 2009

piss hardon 

the state of one's pink oboe when suffering from morning wood that can only return to normal once the owner has had a piss
i was going to bang one out but it was a piss hardon i was dealing with.
piss hardon by keith length August 14, 2006

piss lips 

someone who partakes in the practice of pissing on their own lips, or asking others to do it for them
call him piss lips, don't say i said it though - burnt face man
you piss lips!
you sir/madam are a piss lips
piss lips by Herby-666 August 3, 2007