meat packer

a male who rides their friend's dick not stop to gain his acceptance. A kiss ass friend.

Guy 1: Last night ol boy was riding all on wadshisnames dick.
Guy 2: I know I saw him he such a meat packer!

by Mistah.Izzo February 23, 2009

peckerhead

n: a mushroom which grows wild and has a long stalk and a phallic shape.

We were looking for tasty morel mushrooms, but had to settle for the more common peckerheads.

by mike pelgen November 6, 2003

Peckerhead

a stupid and ignorant male.

You stupid peckerhead! Why'd you do that?

by xyankeegirl13 March 27, 2010

pecker puke

Slang term for semenal fluid, male ejaculate, sperm.

Be sure to use a rubber to catch all that pecker puke so you don't knock her up.

by Little Ugly Eddie March 5, 2008

mini pecker

A penis that isn't very large

Nathan: My friend Horrocks apparently has a two inch terror.
Olly: Nah I heard it was more a mini pecker

by GangstarRhymes July 7, 2016

black decker woody wood pecker

A black dick that is hard.

Jason had a black decker woody wood pecker.

by s3333xy July 11, 2010

Pickering

a city in Ontario full of hella cucks, end of story

"dickering Pickering"
Ha ha laugh

by Bruhbruhbruhffdddfcbtdv October 23, 2019