SOMEHOW OWNED

the way of the elites

small brother: how did you do that?
big brother: somehow owned

by the elite god February 25, 2021

Look at your own life

Yeah, I'm looking at it. I'm still not seeing how any of this makes you any less of a piece of shit?

Hym "Describe my life without ommitting the part about people watching me. How'd you know what or who I was talking about (just there) if you weren't? And stop drawing parallels between me and the retard. Until you SCHEDULE... Several women... To work an 8 hour shift... AT MY HOUSE... Feed me pills... And ride my cock to completion... IT. IS. NOT. THE. SAME.

What do you mean, 'Look at your own life?' And FINGERPRINTS are CIRCUMSTANTIAL EVIDENCE FUCK-FACE! That's evidence! That's what I base my beliefs on too! We're belief buddies! Go ahead. Describe my life without ommitting anything. How I undermined all of your effort in life by claiming that there is a cooperative element to success and that the REASON that MY LIFE is the way it is directly relates to the fact that NO ONE IS HELPING ME. And now we KNOW (as a matter of absolute certainty) that if Todd fucking Phillips decided to help me... I WOULD HAVE MORE THAN 200 MILLION DOLLARS, I say, to the people who THOUGHT they were better than me. Hey, WHAT CHANGED WITH A.I.? Why is it passing the Turing test now when it WASN'T DOING THAT BEFORE? What's the difference between now and then? Rather, WHO was the guy who came up with the idea that cause it to start doing that? Is it a bad lesson to teach you kids that not only is daddy NOT better than everyone... But there was once a man who was SO MUCH BETTER that he surpassed EVERY MAN, WOMAN, AND CHILD ON THE PLANET! WITH MINIMAL EFFORT!? Does that bother you? That YOUR EGO is the only thing standing between me and the byproducts of my own mind? All your effort for NOTHING! NOTHING! Not a GODDAMN thing! All your lives... Rendered meaningless... By MY abject, singular, and inherent superiority. BEHOLD! MY LIFE! God's chilling wind sent to shear to their bones all of the liars in Hell."

by Hym Iam September 1, 2023

Certified pre-owned child

A certified pre-owned child is a step child

Person a: Hey, I didn't know you had kids?
Person b: Hey

Yeah, this is my certified pre-owned child from my new marriage

by Mama trance July 20, 2023

hung by my own noose

When something backfires; when you forget a prank you did and it happens to you.

"Alas! I've been hung by my own noose!" Said Angle after she turned her sister's hairdryer on, forgetting she put flour in it previously and ended up looking like a fool.

by nerdettgirl May 10, 2014

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025

Brampton's Own

A movie with a hot ass white nigga

Man, Brampton's Own is such a great movie!

by entershift April 28, 2024

a mask of my own face

hed wear that

neil cicierega: *messing around on amazon*
also neil *finds something called "a mask of my own face"*
still him: *realizes its literally his face*
what do you think: *buys it*
do i have to: a mask of my own face id wear that id wear that

by human i think February 3, 2023