Skip to main content

Floor

Southern Floridians call the ground, soil, or dirt the floor.
*thud*
“Ugh, dropped my phone on the floor.”

“Shawty, we are outside. Don’t you mean the ground?”

“Yeah, that’s what I said.”
by Professor Pape April 22, 2023
mugGet the Floormug.

Floor Diver

One who has a tendency to get drunk of a small amount of alcohol...mainly four lokos. Then once full blown unexplainably drunk--spills, falls, and does ridiculous activities with little or no use of their body. All eventually leading them to fall to the floor covered in alcohol, food, trash or whatever else is in there way. These floor divers also enjoy talking shit to whoever they can at the party or on the street.
Joe we knew you shouldn't have drank those four lokos. You've been an expert Floor Diver all night.
by shredder141 September 30, 2010
mugGet the Floor Divermug.

Floor chink

Someone who lays prone on an objective
That man is a total floor chink.
by MulletCar December 8, 2022
mugGet the Floor chinkmug.

floor clothes

(n.) The clothes that a promiscuous female would wear out to the club find a guy and take off for him that night during a one night stand. They spend more time on the floor of a guys room then on the actual woman.
Guy 1: The club is poppin man check out these women. They're wearing next to nothing.
Guy 2: Someone must have let out a memo to put your floor clothes on because every guy in here is going to take one of these girls home. Wake up and have to pick their crap off his.
by Seth L-V February 5, 2008
mugGet the floor clothesmug.

Floor Skittle

both fruity and disgusting, gay/lesbian form of insult that usually is referring to the person who brings up how they have sex or others who bring up that the person has sex
you know what i ment you fucking floor skittle
by TedBunn3 March 29, 2023
mugGet the Floor Skittlemug.

Floor Carpet

A small section of carpet that is usually placed on top of a large and many times non-carpet floor. Otherwise known as: A rug.
Will you please clean the floor carpet for me?
by rasbowlincoln August 8, 2016
mugGet the Floor Carpetmug.

Floor cake

When your friend's mom bakes a cake, frosts it and then it falls on the floor.
Anne baked a floor cake and frosted it and then it fell on the floor.
by SUPAHIGHWAY March 13, 2024
mugGet the Floor cakemug.

Share this definition