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Couch Puddle

When you fuck a girl on a leather couch and leave a puddle of sweat and female juice.
I just want to make couch puddles right now, man.
by Trill Gang December 29, 2018
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COUCHING

Lying on the couch relaxing, not a care in the world.

Relaxing with your love one on the couch}.
Example: What are you doing right now, are you going anywhere? No I am couching all day.
My Lady, or partner and I are couching all day.
by Jay Reid April 25, 2020
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The Couch Guy

The couch guy is a guys who spend his entire day eating food, drinking coffee, smoking cigarettes and playing video games.
Ryan spent hi guy being the couch guy. Little did he know there is an actual world outside of his four cornered room and Xbox controller.
by Cola Kid November 16, 2019
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Couch-potatous

describes a person who sits on a couch and does nothing besides nothing. If they are asked to do something, they'll be deciding it all day, and won't give you an answer 'till they forget it.
My brother asked a question, but, eventually, I forgot it. He then turned angry and told me I was being "couch-potatous."
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sitting couch

A out door piece of furniture made for 3-5 people.

Preferably used when:

A given summer you know will be a drought; you designate an old couch, in relatively geographic neutral position of the sitters of said couch¹, to throw outside. This is preferably in an abandoned lot/houses yard. The couch in question is then used for a meridian of activities such as linking, smoking, day drinking, etc.

¹The couch should be in walking distance (≥0.2 miles) of one said sitter, who can bum when he wants (within reason), who can ensure the longevity of the couch in case of (and not limited to):

a) rain secure a tarp
by juyshbocks July 5, 2022
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Garage couch

A pre-owned couch, usually found next to a free sign on the road. Seconds as a drunken urinal.
Bro.. That chick has been in the bathroom for like an hour now.

I just used the garage couch.
by Northwestnas December 14, 2014
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Couch Pickle

A half eaten pickle found in a couch.
I found a couch pickle it is a little dry, but still pretty good.
by Jesse1432 March 4, 2021
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