A place where the bitches are ugly. Every dude thinks he can fight, and you find dip cans in the bathroom. The rednecks park in the front and the normals park in the back. If your truck isn’t above 6 inches off the ground they’ll jump you. The pep rally’s tend to have broken microphones, and the football players get hyped for no reason. The softball team is all lesbian. The baseball team is sus. Soccer is gay. Tennis won 1/10 state championships. Cheer and band aren’t sports. That’s it. That’s stone. Oh yeah and everyone’s parents are either crackheads with fucked teeth or they ride around with a 12 gauge.
by Tyrone° September 24, 2019
Get the stone county high schoolmug. The act of using a flu stricken persons phlegm ridden diarrhea as impromptu lubricant to aid in stifling the abundance of friction being produced when engaged in violent masturbation.
Ex.:
Wank: 'man I wish I had some lube'
BooBoo: 'dude, ever heard of a Brunswick County Car Wash? just use some of my gut mush. It's chalk full of phlegm on account I have recently taken ill. It'll reduce friction but it smells like straight colon'
Wank: 'ok sounds good'
Wank: 'man I wish I had some lube'
BooBoo: 'dude, ever heard of a Brunswick County Car Wash? just use some of my gut mush. It's chalk full of phlegm on account I have recently taken ill. It'll reduce friction but it smells like straight colon'
Wank: 'ok sounds good'
by Dgock March 8, 2014
Get the brunswick county car washmug. When a female is performing oral sex on a male. The male inserts his fingers into the asshole of the female. The male then forces the females head down causing her to gag. The gagging forces the female clench her core muscles causing the asshole to clench down on the males fingers.
Last night Jenny was giving me head. I gave her the Berks County Temperature Check. And I blew my load in her mouth.
by TheRecipe144 August 19, 2023
Get the Berks County Temperature Checkmug. It says it in the name. It’s a red neck paradise with only 6 black kids in the whole school. It’s also a dippers paradise pull out your tobanhagen becuase it’s dipping time.
by Mason__H February 18, 2018
Get the white county middle schoolmug. Bucks County Community College is in Pennsylvania, USA. More specifically, bucks county homies can attend 3 locations- main campus, lower campus & upper campus. You should go there if u live in bucks county and are refused financial aid by corrupt banks.Roughly 9,000 students go there. Transfer students usually go to Temple univ (land of the red owls), psu (land of Sandusky)or del valley (not in effin Delaware) after finishing bucks credits. Lots of Bucks' college income comes from its chill cafeteria with great pizza. School district you live in mostly decides your campus . Main campus is bigger than ben hur. Lower campus is also an option, even though it's in a borderline ghetto area. Upper campus is near so many damn farms.
Now the student life. Basketball, soccer, baseball, horseriding (yes, bccc thinks it's a sport), golf, tennis & volleyball (great butts) are played by student athletes here. Sadly we don't have football or cheerleaders :( . Fraternities & sororities don't exist. There is no diabolical frat guy, wearing a mask who thinks he leads a mindless cult.
People from all walks of life attend. Rednecks, tree huggers, weightlifters, wimps, Chinese, French, Muslims, Christians, redheads, blondes etc attend this school. International students attend bucks, so you'll hear funny accents. A great twitter (social media site) account called @BCCCcompliments compliments students. This is one of the better ways to use twitter. We at Bucks are tightly knit.
Now the student life. Basketball, soccer, baseball, horseriding (yes, bccc thinks it's a sport), golf, tennis & volleyball (great butts) are played by student athletes here. Sadly we don't have football or cheerleaders :( . Fraternities & sororities don't exist. There is no diabolical frat guy, wearing a mask who thinks he leads a mindless cult.
People from all walks of life attend. Rednecks, tree huggers, weightlifters, wimps, Chinese, French, Muslims, Christians, redheads, blondes etc attend this school. International students attend bucks, so you'll hear funny accents. A great twitter (social media site) account called @BCCCcompliments compliments students. This is one of the better ways to use twitter. We at Bucks are tightly knit.
by Fabulous Max January 13, 2015
Get the Bucks County Community Collegemug. A place where a a whole group of trashy moms join that assume the other moms are doctors. They sell things for cheap and complain and take their kids to the ER and Urgent Care A LOT
This stupid mom on the Bergen County Moms Group is taking their kid to the ER with a 99 degree fever like is she STUPID
by Child that has seen it all January 3, 2019
Get the Bergen County Moms Groupmug. A sexual act where a female lays on her back with her mouth open. The male in the situation then pours Mountain Dew in the females mouth and places his testicles in said females mouth.
Man1: how did it go with that chick from Switzerland county the other night? Ya smash bud?!
Man2: Mannnn, she was dumb as shit but let me pull a Ohio County Bird Bath!!!
Man2: Mannnn, she was dumb as shit but let me pull a Ohio County Bird Bath!!!
by Bigdaddyfatsack420 March 26, 2019
Get the Ohio County Bird Bathmug.