David Opper

1.Theater god that doesn't give you a direct answer. He instead gives you a bunch of riddles.

2. A Jewish Playa that sneaks in the back of formal events.

3. Someone that makes the Captain Lou Albano beard look good with a ponytail.

My stagecraft teacher totally just David Oppered me.

by Tabooman April 5, 2010

David Boot

Informally known as a unit of measurement.

The measurement is about 10 to 12 inches (254mm to 304.8mm) no one really knows.

Commonly used in alcohol induced mechanics.

The radius of that tire looks to be about three David Boot.

by DrunkenDefinitions December 17, 2019

David Black

A person who is typically described as a legend

Steve: Let go hit the clubs
John: But its Tuesday
Steve: Fuck it
Lads: What a David Black

by DaveMcCancerNuggets October 20, 2016

Pulling a David

When your entire group has an assignment to finish and you either don't show up at all or you slack off and look at ATAR scores the whole double period.

"Come on Ricky, don't pull a David. Do some work!"

"You're never going to pass if you keep Pulling a David!"

by davidlaff May 2, 2019

David Cullison

He is the coolest teacher u will ever meet. He is supper nice just don’t take advantage of him!

Mr. David Cullison is the coolest teacher ever!

by Ghdgdh January 13, 2020

david beckham

The "Anna Kournikova" of football.

Man! Teenage girls are bigger fans of David Beckham than the people who actually follow football!

by scrEEmur January 7, 2004

David romero

David romero has the biggest dick in the world he gives girls the best dick of their life he has fucked 10 thousand girls and his pullout game strong so he got no kids

David romero will give the bes sex

by Liltimmy69 May 16, 2018