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Jared on the Chaired

Jared on the Chaired is a magical elf who only sits on chairs & is much more critical on reports to santa than typical elves. Jared also explodes on christmas and shows back up again the next year.
Be good! Jared on the Chaired is watching!
by notoeduw December 21, 2024
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Hire Chairs In Melbourne

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by Best Hire Chairs Melbouren October 16, 2023
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Electric chair

When somebody puts a greenlight on you and invites you on a trip in their car and they have it rigged with an amp to kill you with...
Ayo you're sitting on an electric chair don't ya know you better bounce
by Anti balance May 28, 2021
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Bird/chair

Bird/chair the most perfect human being on earth, Perfect in every way. Their personality is amazing <3 Best person you could ask for!
Have you heard about bird/chair?
Person 1: Oh that perfect person?
Person 2: they are amazing
by Yamslver June 9, 2021
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Chill in this cool chair in Jamaica

Jim: Hey brianna, want to come chill in this cool chair in Jamaica with me?
Brianna: I don’t like you like that.
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Chair Griddy

Doing the griddy while sitting in a chair at the same time.
Me: bro what are you doing?

Henry: I’m doing the chair griddy
by Bing chilling gaylord November 29, 2022
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The Chair Standard

The amount of time it takes for gently used office chairs to be spoken for in an accounting office after an email is sent out to staff announcing the chairs are available for exchange. Approximately 15 minutes per dozen chairs. Krispy Kreme donuts, by comparison, take 1 hour per dozen before all are gone.
The Krispy Kreme donuts do not meet the Chair standard.
by Athos2 November 10, 2021
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