pink coffee mug

Durring intercourse, when the man cums inside a womans vagina and the woman shits herself while he is cumming.

"Dude how was it??? She looks fine" ... "man this chick is crazy! I asked her how she wanted it and she said fuck me as hard as you can.. and when I was finishing, she looked me in the eyes and pooped all over my bed sheets! I pulled out and was like what the fuck!! And all she said to me was... 'whoops I spilled my pink coffee mug' "

by Lt. Walter Sobchak October 31, 2011

Show your mug

Show your mug means to show a picture of yourself, whoever asked to see your mug wants to see what you look like

Alice: show your mug!

by Arrii September 16, 2023

Mug

Mug

GUY 1: Mug?
GUY 2: *holds up mug root beer*
GUY 1&3&4:MUG!!MUG!!MUG!!MUG!!
GUY 1: Mug?
GUY 5: No Mug
GUY 1: No Mug! NO BITCHES!!

by #^) April 9, 2022

Mug day

1st of december
Everyone hates this day but fuck it

Everyone hates national mug day

by Talibanmanwithawhitevan November 12, 2019

Mug

1 -This thing in my hand.
2 -YOU CAN'T STEAL MY MUG!

1- "This is a great urban dictionary mug."
2- "I'm mugging you of that mug!
1- "NOOOOO!"

by Farlanders of Another Land March 9, 2023

being a mug

being a mug where “mug” is the main word.
being a mug: essentially means cock blocking on a non sexual level.

when someone’s friend or your girls friend is talking to the girl you like. This is turn makes it to wear you can’t talk to your girl.
cock block mug from another definition started this for some context I don’t want it to be a inside joke it needs to be gentrified.

-“i can’t even talk to her bro” then look at your friend “she’s being a mug bro a mug”
- i swear bro she’s such being such a mug”

by oscap73 December 12, 2024

Mug

Basically the same exact definition as gay. not the homosexual meaning

"Putting that pizza box under my windshield wipers would be so mug."

by Sasha Kay January 3, 2008