Mouse-ke-tool

TikTok slang for weapon/gun.

“This could be a set up” “ Its cool, just in case they try anything funny I got the mouse-ke-tool”

by FancyAF98765 December 23, 2022

Mouse Punch

Smacking someone in the face with your erect penis

I mouse punched my girlfriend
Hey do you want a mouse punch
Can I give you a mouse punch

by Pervington August 31, 2022

Mickey Mouse

An term used to describe an item, situation, organisation, opinion or person (anything really) that is fake, comical, not serious or a joke. As an adjective meaning "small and worthless, petty, inconsequential" Originating from the late 1920's -1930's named after the Disney character.

That sports club is Mickey Mouse. James' opinions on politics are Mickey Mouse. This store is Mickey Mouse.

by Luigi 55 April 1, 2025

Mickey Mouse

A terrifying supreme being who has power over all of us. Usually resides in nightmare land, or on the Disney Channel.

Person 1:I had a terrifying dream about a mouse..
Person 2: OMG!! was it mickey mouse?!?

by SkirtCobain June 30, 2023

12 oz. Mouse

a cartoon with 22 results on rule 34

Cartoonaboo: 12 oz. Mouse SUCKS ASS

by GiantVixen April 27, 2023

Flush the mouse

Making a mistake. Chocking in sports context. Doing something very stupid. Originated by Tony Kornheiser on his podcast and expounded from there.

With bases loaded the star player was hoping to not flush the mouse by watching a fastball right down the middle.

by Iskifast March 20, 2024

meesh mouse

he's gayer than gay

you is that colin?

yeah i heard he's a total meesh mouse

by meesh mouse August 9, 2018