miles durrett

the best dude ever everyone loves him, great tennis player, super smart, and super sexy

miles durrett is a stud

by mateo tirone March 1, 2018

condom mile

The desperate half-mile sprint a man makes to a local convenience store when he desperately wants sex, has a partner, but isn't willing to risk spawning a crotch goblin. Upon arriving back with condoms, the Condom Mile is complete

Sarah: "Y'know, I was really disappointed I couldn't sleep with Richie at that party last night..."
Jessica: "You should've just had him make the Condom Mile."

by Turtle-Cakes April 5, 2024

nine mile Kyle

A whiteboy who is in tune with Detroit street or music culture. Street names are used interchangeably (12 mile, 8 mile, 6 mile, etc...) but "Kyle" is immutable.

Kwan: Wow who is that handsome young man filming a music video for his hit single, King of Farmington?

TJ: That is Clooner. He is the King of Farmington. He is certified nine mile Kyle. Respect him.

Kwan: Oh, wow. He IS the King of Farmington. I will respect him.

by YoloKushMcBlade December 19, 2022

Miles is a god

A person with a huge penis, not gay, godly at Fortnite, gets bitches, and is 6,11

Miles is a god at Fortnite and life

by Turtles9919 August 6, 2022

Miles Concert

a very embarrassing and pathetic attempt at getting a girl. A completely humbling experience. Instant rejection.

Person 1: "Hey, did you see how he asked her out?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it was a total Miles Concert"

by Snow snowy snow November 23, 2022

Miles Edgeworth

A raging homosexual who is definitely married to Phoenix Wright- oh and he's also a prosecutor ig

Phoenix: Miles Edgeworth is my husband!

by (Travis)ty March 27, 2024

Miles

Miles is a firce alpha male with a 12 inch cock. He runs over 200 pounders even though he is less heavy than them. The definition of a dog. Not afraid to press out little bitch kids.

Look at that Miles, what a dog.

by MoeGotDoe February 28, 2024