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Couch middle school

A school with hella ugly girls. Hella fake ass friends. U will only find a few real friends at this school. The teacher annoyin asf. A bunch of fake bangers
โ€œHe bsfโ€ U walk away โ€œI hate that bitchโ€
๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿพ๐ŸคŸ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ––๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿพ๐Ÿค๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿพ๐ŸคŸ๐ŸพโœŒ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ๐Ÿค™๐Ÿพ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿพ Go home hello Mather what fo dinner crab legs really couch middle school
by Ixhatexyall January 20, 2020
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Middle School Angstlord

Any middle schooler who is always angsty and hateful about the world and everything.
Middle school angstlords are honestly the most pathetic people out there. They literally think that everything gets hard once they enter Middle School? Wait until they grow up and get a job in the real world. That's when they'll eventually look back on Middle School and think that it was a much more innocent time.
by CelticEagle February 22, 2019
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Durham Middle School

A suburban middle school fit for a bunch of wannabe gangsters, homophobes (vocal or not), and gays
A school were you can't give your suffering friend a hug because it violates an arbitrary touch rule.
A school that has no such thing as confidentiality.
A school that gives its kids panic attacks and doesn't bat an eye so long as they get that sweet, sweet A from them.
A school where you can get suspended for getting beat up because 'you must've provoked this person'.
A school where students get death threats from other students and are afraid to say anything due to fear of being ridiculed for your sexuality.
A school that couldn't be bothered to make more than a half-assed, glitchy, pathetic excuse for a website when they know full well that some students will have to rely on it for the full length of a global fucking pandemic.
A school that's one good act for any of its students is to make sure that a place like this never allowed to run again.
"I go to Durham Middle School"
"Oh my god, I am so sorry. This a dark period in your life but just know that it gets better. If you need anything just ask."
by HomogenousLoser January 6, 2021
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Burns Middle School

The most shitty school. Looks like a jail. The teachers there donโ€™t know how to teach. And especially mrs.rios and more.
by ..11 November 5, 2019
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shahala middle school

a hell hole filled with crack heads and ghetto girls. everyone posts โ€œdhmu, only the real ones know ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญโ€ on their snap and try to be cute. people juul in the bathrooms and skip classes. honestly Iโ€™d rather yeet myself off a bridge than spend another year there.
josh- โ€œomg you went to shahala?โ€
Becky- โ€œyeah i hated it... hydroflacks and hot Cheetos flying everywhereโ€
shahala middle school is a hell hole.
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bristow middle school

the school is a strict prison that will snatch youโ€™re phones quicker than you can fail your classes and go to the fRidAy sChoOl
oh my gosh bristow middle school is so strict and boring. i hate it here!
by slimthicclegend April 12, 2019
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Sparta Middle School

Full of homophobes, homosexuals, and rich kids BUT ALSO THE POOR KIDS. Itโ€™s awesome, but the WORST TIME OF YOUR LIFE and the school administration is ran a little weird. Students become rude to many people and things (special ed kids, teachers, friends... themselves) but donโ€™t worry, their smacked with the reality itโ€™s all stupid in Sparta high school
Roman: hey I started in Sparta Middle School last year!
Mary: oh good luck, Iโ€™m in highschool.
by Lesbianchild October 15, 2019
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