proper mental

British term for absolutely ridiculous.

That football match last night was proper mental innit?

by Jesse Ehrmantrout June 2, 2022

mental stalking

The act of obsessively thinking about or fantasising about your crush; whether you aren't with the person, are with the person or was with the person(i.e. your ex). It is the result of uncontrolled attraction. Symptoms of this little recognized, little respected but dangerous phenomenon includes but are not limited to:

a) Writing down the object of your attraction's name over and over again.
b) Constantly daydreaming about what it's like to be with your crush.
c) Obsessively planning or thinking of possible future events (first kiss, first date, wedding, number of kids, etc).
d) Constantly thinking about the possible reignition of a past flame long after a break up.
e) "He loves me, he loves me not. She loves me, she loves me not."

Girl: " I can't stop thinking about him. Like, omg he is sooooooo cute. I think our babies will be cute. I hope me and his mom get along. I'm sure he's the one." *sigh* with a smile while looking upward.

Girl's rational friend: "Ummm okay Cindy, first of all you barely know him. Secondly, you're setting yourself up for all kinds of emotional distress when things don't happen the way you obsess about it."

Girl: "Can't a girl dream?"

Girl's rational friend: "Sure, but what you're doing is not dreaming, it's mental stalking."

by zaista August 27, 2013

Mental Fred

(Rhode Island dialect) A meltdown or a tantrum

Gary had to apologize after pulling a mental fred with a customer

by Planet Rob June 16, 2017

Stone Sword Mentality

The mentality of never giving up even though you know you are going to lose over, and over, and over again.

"Look at PrinceZam, hes rushing his enemies even though he knows hes going to lose, that is a pure example of Stone Sword Mentality.

by TransFemGaymer July 16, 2023

Legal system determined mental incompetence

Nonono I drew the parallel but that isn't the fundamental claim

Hym "It's that he has a level of Legal system determined mental incompetence that prevents him from truly consent. It's fucking ridiculous."

by Hym Iam April 3, 2024

Mental Health Pool

A pool made of Lava that you sit back and relax in to gain mental health

We decided to rest in the mental health pool to relax

by Soro__ March 30, 2022

mentally coordinated

A term used when describing an intelligent person.

It was required to be mentally coordinated in order to figure out the complex equation.

by Katarina47 June 10, 2016