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Lisa Hype

In Jamaica this means to perform fellatio. To suck a dick; to give head; to give a man a blowjob. Also may be associated with Lisa Swiping which is the action of performing fellatio. This is named after a female DJ in Jamaica who whose photo was posted on the internet; the photo shows her performing fellatio on a man.
English: Hey Baby come on and give me a lisa-hype, you know I like that.
Jamaican Creole: Hey gyal come gi mi a lisa hype, a dat mi love.

Girl, da lisa hype deh did good, my dick is spotless and clean as hell. I cum about 40 times in your mouth. Thanks!!
by Lisa Hyper January 16, 2010
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Lisa

One who has great firm tits and is a freak in the bed.
That girl is such a Lisa. Wish my wife was a Lisa!
by Rider2016 January 11, 2017
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talk to the face cause the hand ain't listening

1. an invitation to cease "talking to the hand" and instead commence talking to the face, as the hand is no longer listening.
talk to the face cause the hand ain't listening
by sirsurefoot April 23, 2005
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Celebrity list

A list created by the individuals of a monogomous relationship at the point of becoming exclusive in order to notate which celebrities they are allowed to have sex with, if given the opportunity, and will not have committed any kind of wrong-doing that may conflict with the current terms of monogomy agreed upon by the individuals of the relationship. The details, such as number of times sex is allowed, sexual acts perform such as oral, anal, and various positions, must be decided by the couple. This term is derived from the TV show Entourage, Season 3 Episode 10. This may also be known as a "Celeb list".
"I had sex with Jennifer Aniston and my girlfriend couldn't complain because she knew that Jennifer Aniston was on my celebrity list."
by jolpyman2 August 29, 2006
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Bad Lisa

While many believe her to be alcoholic white trash, she is actually an Armenian meth addict, and has been known to post unrequested pictures of her matted chest hair as irrefutable proof.

She is also a black man named Lou. When you see her, you will shit bricks.

Bad Lisa (Lou) holds the record for the second most deleted person on MySpace, second only to MANtana who is rumored to have been deleted over 9000 times. MANtana is also rumored to have over 9000 penises, and they are all raping children.

A statistical curiosity, Bad Lisa is the primary cause of An Hero among indigent men on the east coast... usually upon discovering that her hairy treasure trail leads to a centipede filled vagina.

BAD LISA lives in ur basement, wears a fedora hat in public, was a former pole dancer (but had to quit when the customers complained about the tattoo of Adolph Hitler buttsecksing Jesus on her left breast) and is also rumored to be the one who wrote your name and number on that bathroom wall in New Jersey.

It has also been rumored that Ceiling Cat coughs up hairball abortions whenever it watches Bad Lisa masturbate, but these rumors cannot be confirmed as Ceiling Cat is currently watching you masturbate.

Bad Lisa broadcasts over 9000 bulletins of black cock, partial unbirth pron, and hentai rape videos a day while threatening various people on Myspace, taking it seriously because everyone knows the internet is SeRius fuCk1ng bIzn3ss.

There are some people who don't think the internet is serious bizness, these people are wrong.

Bad Lisa usually has over 9000 backup profiles, but they are all set to private due to AIDS, and stingrays.......that also have AIDS.

Bad Lisa is rumored to have voted for George Bush twice, have a Wii Fit that is still in the box, fucked every member of Fall Out Boy, and is also known to insist that the internet is a big truck.

Her talents include shooping, playing the rusty trombone, liking mudkips, dividing by zero, and convincing Child Protective Services to place babies in her care for the sole purpose of rape. (With the exception of one baby named Ichmael who was promptly placed in her oven for being a Jew.)

She also captains a NOWlive blog radio in which she begs, pleads, and offers sexual favors for people to call in, then doesn't shut up about how she "hates jews, niggers, and queer-o-sexuals" long enough for any of her guests to get a word in. When they do manage to mumble some incoherent babbling, like "Ya'll be stealin ma catchphrases!!!11!" she simply talks over them, until she loses consciousness from huffing spray paint on the air.

While the accusations of her connections with Al Queda have not been proven, multiple photo's have surfaced in the past few months of her inserting small bombs into the anus's of children for the purpose of either mass homicide or lulz.

In short, BAD Lisa is the most hated person on myspace. She is even hated more than notorious cockmongler Eric Brooks, who is rumored to be responsible for 9/11.

Long Live The Gr.........uh nvrmnd.
It is said that Bad Lisa was the inspiration for Shitting Dick Nipples.
by NO_U March 4, 2009
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Brahms and Liszt (Brahms)

two drinks and he was totally Brahms
by Bill Cranny December 16, 2003
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punch list

1. (noun) List of items for a project that still need to be completed after a project is closed and handed over to the requestor. These are items not necessary to start and run the process but were part of the project scope.

2. (noun) List of people or things that need to be literally or figuratvely punched. This list is typically held by a project manager or engineer and often contains the names of those who caused punchlist items.
1. Guy 1: We are two days late on intalling this pipe. How can we get this done?

Guy 2: Just put in the pipe and we can punchlist the insulation. We can come back next week and get it.

2. They delayed us 2 days and cost us $500k extra? Oh yea, the pipefitters are on the punch list.
by longshot162 May 12, 2011
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