Hey Dave, how did you get on at Glastonbury?
Great time yeah, the only negative is that I didn’t get to shower all weekend and now I’m suffering from a severe case of knob cheese.
Great time yeah, the only negative is that I didn’t get to shower all weekend and now I’m suffering from a severe case of knob cheese.
by PintOfJizz November 15, 2018
by jojones5 August 01, 2017
A rather unpleasant person, or someone you dislike. As offensive as dick head, without the obvious negative connotations
Often used when ones grandmother is present so as not to offend the geriatric wench.
Often used when ones grandmother is present so as not to offend the geriatric wench.
The lads: great night out Saturday.
Rob: You didn't invite me out last week, you're a right knob conker!!
Rob: You didn't invite me out last week, you're a right knob conker!!
by notwillis May 01, 2012
The act of unwillingly having a sticky wet mess left behind on your genitals after receiving oral sex. Most often perpetrated by a partner that uses too much slop and refuses to swallow. Also refers to the drool puddles left running down your sack and ass crack by said perpetrators.
by Yupsidid September 29, 2017
A sexually explicit dance move popular among British homosexuals. Similar to grinding but British and gay.
by Knob backer June 16, 2025
When one fill their mouth jizz, rests the testicle on their chin or throat, and then opens and closes the jaw bouncing the testicles up and down.
by #jizzyjay May 24, 2024