Tortoise Kisses

When two guys really love and respect each other, they might show it by lightly touching the tips of their penises together in a display of trust, friendship and understanding.

Bill and Jeff are in the back giving each other tortoise kisses. They're really good friends.

by TortoiseKisses January 21, 2011

kiss the cook

Famous saying sopposed to be printed on aprons.

What?! Cook?! That doesn't make sense! -Jack (character in Will and Grace, fucking halarious comedy)

by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 26, 2003

Strawberry Kisses

A woman receiving oral sex during a visit from Auntie Flow.

"My girlfriend had her period, so i gave her strawberry kisses"
"Dude, thats off"

by giulai_ December 15, 2009

Angel kisses

The moles or freckles on a person's body.

My mother said I was raped by an angel that because I have so many angel kisses.

by coco la chacha May 13, 2005

butt kiss

A "butt kiss" is when you take a shit and it piles up and/or leans over to make contact with your ass.

That turd was so long, it actually gave me a butt kiss when it snapped off!

by cermudgeon December 12, 2007

Austrailian Kiss

to perform oral sex on another person by french kissing.

Hey charlie, did you give sheila an austrailian kiss last night? she seems mighty happy today....

by Jeff Bentz September 6, 2004

kissing the girl

It can either be taken literally or metaphorically. Literally it means kissing a girl. Metaphorically it means death or dying.

Last night, I was kissing the girl.

"comin up I was confused, my moma kissin' the girl" - 50 Cent

by tony2time June 25, 2005