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johnny depp

A phrase used to describe an ugly woman as she passes by,especially walking with a bunch of fine women. In the case of there being multiple ugly women you would use the phrase "Double-Depp", "Triple-Depp", etc.
Aww dude, Johnny Depp to your left. Check out the Double-Depps over there.
by jjwalkenx January 23, 2008
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Johnny Depp

Former byword for integrity/credibility, now embarassing Disney sell-out. IMHO.
Apparently the 4th POTC is to be followed by a prequel, for which Johnny Depp will be paid 40 billion trillion dollars. And a Mickey Mouse hat.
by lucidreindeer February 1, 2009
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johnny damon

cool things about him:
1. haggard ass madman.
2. looks like jesus.
3. is a pretty good baseball player.

uncool things about him:
1. complete over-exposure of this dude.
2. in love with himself due to overexposure.
i'd like johnny damon as a person more if he wasn't so fucking hyped all the time, unnecessarily

he plays good ball though
by broseph April 20, 2005
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johnny depth-finder

An actor, who's most famous roles include:
-captain jack daniels on pirates of the celestial universe
-mort 'horse face' rainey on secret lindo
-jilbert snape on who's eating out jilbert snape's mom
-willy wanker on willy wanker and the black man who got caught in the chocolate river and ended up drowning, and then his family hired a lawyer and sued mr. wanker. they ended up winning in court and opposing council was forced to give up his factory 'ex libris' and it is now owned by the negro's family, hence why the candy is tainted with cocaine and tastes like shit.
-george lung on blow, a movie about oral sex.
-chicken mcchugget on that one 'ba-dah-bah-bah-bah' commercial for 'mickey d's'

fuck it, we'll do it live.
johnny depth-finder is a fuck.
someday, I may just have to throw this piece of shit out the window.
by liberalwizardtyler June 30, 2008
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Johnny Bravo

A term for a small penis on a person with an extraordinarily large ego.
Jacob, who insists on his dick being "super thick", really has a Johnny Bravo.
by Dr Vegeta PhD November 29, 2013
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johnny

A term used to discribe a stolen car. Mainly used in Philly.
"Yo Dave got charged for that Johnny"
by mmmargie October 7, 2007
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Who Shot Johnny

When you and two other men were having a foursome with your wife, and someone shit diarrhea on her. Due to some wierd paralell universe shit and it was all three of you in different univere but also all of you and in one of the universes she was also cummed on.
by GangstaTargaryn September 24, 2019
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