The Jungle is a dangerous place to visit during sex...and must be shaven down every week. The Jungle is created when a girl doesn't shave her pubic hair for a year and half. It is so overgrown that the crabs and lice have to use a machetes to get the bush and explore it like a jungle.
"Before you have sex man...please tell your girl to shave...you want to avoid The Jungle"
"What's the Jungle?"
*takes a shot of whiskey*
"You don't wanna know....it was a very hairy situation....you'll get lost if you go face deep in there"
"What's the Jungle?"
*takes a shot of whiskey*
"You don't wanna know....it was a very hairy situation....you'll get lost if you go face deep in there"
by Tornado dude September 7, 2021
Get the The Jungle mug.The Bloody Jungle is the act of eating a someone's unshaven womanhood while they are on their period.
It may also apply to any case where a woman's period blood has made a fair amount of contact with their pubes.
It may also apply to any case where a woman's period blood has made a fair amount of contact with their pubes.
"Oooh man, look at that. She's got a bloody jungle."
"If you've got balls mate you'll give her the bloody jungle."
"If you've got balls mate you'll give her the bloody jungle."
by GazXs March 4, 2019
Get the Bloody Jungle mug.A style of football where there is not one correct set of rules.
While official football, or soccer, is played on a flat rectangular grass-filled or artificial turf pitch it can be played anywhere such as back alleys, vacant lots, and green spaces.
The environment or natural surroundings of the field is the origin of the word.
As a type of street game, players create their own rules to suit their needs and field conditions.
While official football, or soccer, is played on a flat rectangular grass-filled or artificial turf pitch it can be played anywhere such as back alleys, vacant lots, and green spaces.
The environment or natural surroundings of the field is the origin of the word.
As a type of street game, players create their own rules to suit their needs and field conditions.
by World Map January 20, 2021
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Welcome to the jungle, we've got fun and games
We got everything you want honey, we know the names
We are the people that can find whatever you may need
If you got the money, honey, we got your disease
In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your sha-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n knees, knees
Mwah, I, I wanna watch you bleed
Welcome to the jungle, we take it day by day
If you want it you're gonna bleed but it's the price to pay
And you're a very sexy girl who's very hard to please
You can taste the bright lights but you won't get there for free
In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
Feel my, my, my, my serpentine
Ooh, ah, I want to hear you scream
Welcome to the jungle, it gets worse here every day
You learn to live like an animal in the jungle where we play
If you got a hunger for what you see you'll take it eventually
You can have anything you want but you better not take it from me
In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your sha-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-knees, knees
Mwah, I'm gonna watch you bleed
And when you're high, you never ever wanna come down
So down, so down, so down, yeah
You know where you are?
You're in the jungle, baby, you're gonna die
In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your sha-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-knees, knees
In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
Feel my, my, my my, serpentine
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Welcome to the jungle, we've got fun and games
We got everything you want honey, we know the names
We are the people that can find whatever you may need
If you got the money, honey, we got your disease
In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your sha-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n knees, knees
Mwah, I, I wanna watch you bleed
Welcome to the jungle, we take it day by day
If you want it you're gonna bleed but it's the price to pay
And you're a very sexy girl who's very hard to please
You can taste the bright lights but you won't get there for free
In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
Feel my, my, my, my serpentine
Ooh, ah, I want to hear you scream
Welcome to the jungle, it gets worse here every day
You learn to live like an animal in the jungle where we play
If you got a hunger for what you see you'll take it eventually
You can have anything you want but you better not take it from me
In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your sha-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-knees, knees
Mwah, I'm gonna watch you bleed
And when you're high, you never ever wanna come down
So down, so down, so down, yeah
You know where you are?
You're in the jungle, baby, you're gonna die
In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your sha-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-knees, knees
In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
Feel my, my, my my, serpentine
Jungle, welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your sha-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-knees, knees
Down In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to you
It's gonna bring you down, huh
Watch it bring you to your sha-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-knees, knees
Down In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to you
It's gonna bring you down, huh
by Death Menace July 11, 2023
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Get the Jungle bitch mug.Sam: What vax did you get?
Susie: I got jungle juice.
Sam: J-jungle juice?
Susie: Yuh, a mix of Pfizer and Moderna.
Susie: I got jungle juice.
Sam: J-jungle juice?
Susie: Yuh, a mix of Pfizer and Moderna.
by shoegazer September 19, 2021
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