Chair

Not a cookie, do not eat it, it tastes bad. ew.

someone, probably: I HATE A FUCKING CHAIR AND MAN IT'S NOTHING LIKE A COOKIE
someone else: How did you eat a chair.

by chair eater March 04, 2022

chair

a place to sit yo butt

imma throw a chair at yo fat face

by July 05, 2022

Chair

A device, in which if flipped over, can seat four people.

“Hey, let’s go sit on the chair!”
“There’s only one. And four of us.”
“Not if you flip it over...”

by dadongus752007 May 10, 2021

Chair

Chair. Tf you expect dawg?

Bro actually looked up "Chair" on Urban Dictionary

by May 11, 2023

Chair

a separate seat for one person, typically with a back and four legs.

graham, could you define "chair" for me in a way that includes all things which are chairs and excludes all things which aren't?

by Chair_Guy August 30, 2023

chair

A tool used for assault in Alabama.

She was assaulted with a chair.

by Mbabu August 14, 2023

Chair

Even more plug.

That outfit is so chair!

by Ghostgirlmysterious November 06, 2023