ham candy

The hardened, spicy-sweet glaze that encases a honey baked ham. Often flakes off in chunks.

Uncle Junior, can you pass me a piece of ham candy? Mine must have fallen off.

by g.prime December 27, 2007

mary ham

The reporter that killed Poppy Gloria.

OMG, Mary Ham killed Poppy Gloria! Pewds, help! Oh nooooooooooooooo!

by tseriesbad June 4, 2019

Ham Cannons

Of female anatomy: Overtly large breasts.

Mind that's girl's ham cannons, they'll have your eye out.

by Garry Barry March 28, 2016

Celebration Ham

an absolutely mouth watering Ham that comes from Spider Pigs Left flanks. Drenched in gravy and covered in Honey Glaze.

Dude, Did you get the Celebration Ham?

Yah, i TOtally did. but spider pig bit off my foot in the process.

by WootAtheists February 25, 2009

Hanging ham

(1)A term used to describe a female with exceptionally large labia.

(2) Noun. A fat pussy with massive fanny flaps

"Barry's mum was beautiful in her youth but now she's a proper hanging ham"

"I saw chantelle in the club the other day. She was looking radiant"

"She might be buff, but legend has it that she's got hanging ham"

by Charles the Bald October 14, 2008

Georgia Ham

Comes from the ghetto, probably Harlem.

Means watermelon. fasho.

Yo man get a slice of that Georgia Ham its delicious.
Yeah its sweet and pink just like Tasha.

You wanna liberate some Georgia Hams from the back of that guys truck over on the corner of 154th and Lenox?
Fashellians.

by Jason, TEH GB. September 21, 2004

Going ham

Going ham is when you thrust a girls head repeatedly down your dick until shes gaging/chocking/crying

Bro im going ham tonight with Emily, don't worry I'll clip it for you

by TheBoltingGodV2 November 30, 2020