ham candy

The hardened, spicy-sweet glaze that encases a honey baked ham. Often flakes off in chunks.

Uncle Junior, can you pass me a piece of ham candy? Mine must have fallen off.

by g.prime December 27, 2007

Aidan Ham

The most amazing good looking girl ever. People might not get her sometimes but there's definitely something special about her. she might even be classified under "god" someday. "She's the one who can save our world" is what they are going to say about Aidan Ham one day

Aidan Ham

by Shortbread. February 4, 2010

Celebration Ham

an absolutely mouth watering Ham that comes from Spider Pigs Left flanks. Drenched in gravy and covered in Honey Glaze.

Dude, Did you get the Celebration Ham?

Yah, i TOtally did. but spider pig bit off my foot in the process.

by WootAtheists February 25, 2009

Ham Cannons

Of female anatomy: Overtly large breasts.

Mind that's girl's ham cannons, they'll have your eye out.

by Garry Barry March 28, 2016

Hanging ham

(1)A term used to describe a female with exceptionally large labia.

(2) Noun. A fat pussy with massive fanny flaps

"Barry's mum was beautiful in her youth but now she's a proper hanging ham"

"I saw chantelle in the club the other day. She was looking radiant"

"She might be buff, but legend has it that she's got hanging ham"

by Charles the Bald October 14, 2008

Georgia Ham

Comes from the ghetto, probably Harlem.

Means watermelon. fasho.

Yo man get a slice of that Georgia Ham its delicious.
Yeah its sweet and pink just like Tasha.

You wanna liberate some Georgia Hams from the back of that guys truck over on the corner of 154th and Lenox?
Fashellians.

by Jason, TEH GB. September 21, 2004

Ham Sandwich

A Caucasian female that is less appetizing when compared to an exotic banquet.

Dave walked in to a fine Asian banquet, only to pull a Ham Sandwich out of the back pocket.

by Tower of power January 13, 2015