When you grab a handful of Legos, jam it up your ass hole, squat over her face and fart it all over her face.
Hey girl, why is your face all bruised?
I couldn't be fucked blowing him, so he gave me a dirty Goran instead
I couldn't be fucked blowing him, so he gave me a dirty Goran instead
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When you have gotten to third base with someone, and instead of loosing your V card to only them, you have a Threesome instead.
Hank: Yo man you will never guess what happened last night with Janet.
Jimmy: Did you finally get to home plate?
Hank: Even better, her sister was there and wanted in, so I got a grand slam!
Hank: word
Jimmy: Did you finally get to home plate?
Hank: Even better, her sister was there and wanted in, so I got a grand slam!
Hank: word
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1. A man wraps his meat with bacon, creating a ba-condom.
2. He then cracks 4 eggs into the vag and stuffs his sausage roll in, giving it to her relentlessly. Now, depending on preference, he may choose to creampie, or pull out. If it's for her, creampie is recommended!
3. Drain half of this mixture into a bowl and half into a sizzling skillet. Unwrap the bacondom, toss it in the skillet as well.
4. Whisk the bowl mixture, creating a pancake consistency, then cook this in a separate skillet.
5. Once all 3 courses are prepared you can either put it on a nice plate and serve it to your lady, or you can go all out, throw that back on the vag and create the Ultimate Old King Clancey. Make sure to have lots of Maple Syrup.
6. Enjoy!
1. A man wraps his meat with bacon, creating a ba-condom.
2. He then cracks 4 eggs into the vag and stuffs his sausage roll in, giving it to her relentlessly. Now, depending on preference, he may choose to creampie, or pull out. If it's for her, creampie is recommended!
3. Drain half of this mixture into a bowl and half into a sizzling skillet. Unwrap the bacondom, toss it in the skillet as well.
4. Whisk the bowl mixture, creating a pancake consistency, then cook this in a separate skillet.
5. Once all 3 courses are prepared you can either put it on a nice plate and serve it to your lady, or you can go all out, throw that back on the vag and create the Ultimate Old King Clancey. Make sure to have lots of Maple Syrup.
6. Enjoy!
Guy1: Morning sex was great today. She wanted a portugese breakfast, but I was also hungry, so I suggested the Denny's Grand Slam.
Guy2: Dude, thats awesome, did you include the creampie?
Guy1: Yup
Guy2: Yer Effed buddy!!
Guy2: Old King Clancey Style?
Guy1: You know it!!
Guy2: Dude, thats awesome, did you include the creampie?
Guy1: Yup
Guy2: Yer Effed buddy!!
Guy2: Old King Clancey Style?
Guy1: You know it!!
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