flaming fudgebag

noun - especially in business, the modern equivalent of "the hot potato" of years past. An unwelcome assignment or a set-up of one employee against another. Comes from the prank of putting lots of fresh dog turds in a paper bag, setting it on fire, placing it on the victim's doorstep and ringing the doorbell. The victim inevitable stomps on it to extinguish the flames and ends up with a hell of a mess on the porch and on his shoes.

"The boss handed me another flaming fudgebag this morning".

by Gary McLean September 5, 2008

Impulse Fudge

Based off of a term used to describe those little impulse buy cubes of fudge you can find at convenience stores, "Impulse Fudge" refers to the act of surprise anal intrusion. When having sex with a female vaginally, all one has to do is switch immediately from V to A, maintaining the same thrust without announcing it. Girls usually don't like it. You can preface it with a joke also.

"Knock knock."
"Who's th-"
"Impulse fudge!"

by Bebiznizzle July 5, 2009

Getting FUDGE

When your exam results come through and they're pretty bad. F, U, D, G, E.

"Wow, man, I'm totally unprepared for the outside world now that I got FUDGE on my exams!"
"Getting FUDGE is the tough way of learning that life after school isn't easy-peasy..."

by n00bahontus September 4, 2009

head fudge

head fudge = messed up, screwed, zombified.
messed up so bad that its as soft as sh!t.

My mind is total head fudge after last nights shindig dude

by Trixymixy August 14, 2010

Double Fudgesicle

When two men engage in anal sex, trade positions, then proceed to perform oral sex on one another.

Tom does Dave in the butt.
Dave does Tom in the butt.
Tom and Dave then suck each other off.
Tom and Dave performed a Double Fudgesicle

by Stonicus420 May 10, 2011

Hot Fudge Helmet

The act of wrapping saran wrap on your partners head, covering the top of the head and ears like a helmet, and then defecating on his/her head giving the appearance of a, "shit helmet". A hybrid form of the infamous, Hot Carl.

Guy 1: Dude last night was my girlfriends birthday.
Guy 2: Oh cool, what did you give her?
Guy 1: The best present of all, a Hot Fudge Helmet.
Guy 2: Wow, that must've made her happy.

by WebbyStottle June 1, 2011

Tiddily Fuddily

Tiddily Fuddily, a word used to replace other words such as 'having sex' etc etc

Axel: Oh look! They're having sex!
Demyx: (0_o)
Axel: No they're not! It's tiddily fuddily!

by DeguchiNashi September 27, 2011