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Football

Brown, smelly waste that comes from your butt. Most commonly taken in the morning. Also known as a poop.
I have to take a football.
by Best Cuts June 7, 2018
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Football

The most popular sport of the world. And a sort of worshipping for some fans in England. Played on a simple grounds with simple rules. The very nature of the game seems overly simple and one dimensional, but there is no other sport that inspires so much passion and commitment by fans.
Football is a simple game, it's being played for 90 minutes and in the end, germans stand victorious
by TheOneWhoNamedAllThings January 16, 2019
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Williamston Football

The Williamston football team is located in Williamston, Michigan and is owned by Brandon Lewis
Williamston football just got demolished by Brandon Lewis. Baby ass hornets.
by thatfootballguy12849 December 14, 2021
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Football-Neek

Some one who is a football nerd and/or geek
That guy is a football-neek
by Bread on a tree August 17, 2023
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fantasy football gripe

Specific complaints or accusations about fantasy football (e.g., rules, results, transactions, etc.) framed as innocent inquiries or concerns.
Even though I could look this question up, and even though Player Z was clearly dropped by Team S, was it legal for Team S to do that and then be added later by Team H? This isn't a fantasy football gripe, I'm just generally curious whether we follow the undroppable player list.
by bama-roll-tide November 16, 2022
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Fantasy Football Snake

Fantasy football snakes are the lowest of the low. They are the guys who take advantage of drunken transactions and trick first-year players into making questionable trades, all for the betterment of their team.

Snake traders usually begin the fantasy football season strong, but shortly enough karma catches them and their team begins to dismantle until they fall just shy of playoffs.
Victim: "Hey man! What do you think about this trade Yusef convinced me on? I'll give him Darren Waller for one of his defenses and the starting kicker for the Bengals! Pretty good trade right?!"

Bystander: " Are you kidding me? That is a horrible trade. Do NOT take that trade. Geez... Yusef is such a fantasy football snake. I bet he's lurking the waiver wire too for drunken mistakes. Unreal!!"
by Hectorino November 26, 2021
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