Foat Meel

How 75% of Fort Mill would pronounce their town. The other 15% consist of "Northerners", 9.99% consist of "Californians", and .1% consist of people from the Midwest and Foreigners.

-Non-Fort Millian: Hey where are you guys from?

-Fort Millian: Foat Meel

-Northerner: Foht Mill

-Californian: Fort Mill (they have no acccents)

-Midwesterner: I reckon Fort Mill

-Foreigner: (insert fort mill in different language here)

-Non-Fort Millian: Wow, im sorry.

by A "Northerner" October 16, 2008

Floats my goat

When "floats my boat" is too mainstream

-Do you like cheesecake?
-Yeah, that stuff floats my goat.

by El Señor November 24, 2015

Flat ting

Definition: flat ting is a girl who has no ass or tits maybe a nice face!

Jeff: eeeeeeeee your girls a flat ting wit no ass

Jimbob: ......

by Description of girls January 13, 2017

Flat rat

The people not good enough to live in the Jew neighborhoods of Woodbridge. Prime example: Saldi Hyska

Saldi is a fuckin flat rat

by Westieaboutit May 6, 2017

Flat Irish

noun;

1. An uninteresting person

2. A disappointing experience that fails to meet expectation or hype

syn;
plain, dull, beige

Friend 1: “How was your date?”
Friend 2: “Eh. They turned out to be a real Flat Irish.”

by hwiskey_dick_wilson June 23, 2018

flat stanley

when you think your thin enough to squeeze between an oncoming train and it's platform. (it never ends well.)

alright guys, what have we got here?

young caucasian male, multiple rip wounds, looks like he thought he was flat stanley.

by TigerManGaming February 20, 2019

Flot

It’s an example of a thought and a flat bitch

Maiden was a flot today

by Sickobeastlol February 26, 2019