Feli-shields

'Feli-Shields' - (FELAY-SHEEALDS) NOUN. A play on the words FELICIO and SHIELD. Refers to Paris Hilton type bug-eyed sunglasses that covers most of a twenty-something slut's face. When she blows cock (felicio) and her man nuts all over her face her eyes will be shielded from the salty goo.

"That chick's got a sweet ass."

"Which one?"

"The slut wear'n the feli-shields."

by Jamesdubya August 28, 2010

Feeling The Badger

The act of wiping one's ass only to find shit on your hand.

Long day, came home and took a shit only to feel the badger...

ICK! I'M FEELING THE BADGER!

by Timothy Tiger Man February 12, 2012

feeling like a kumquat

Kumquats are amazing and if you feel like a kumquat you are feeling the best feeling in the world.

Everything is going great, i'm feeling like a kumquat.

by turnthatshiton January 18, 2015

Feelin’ Keelin

The action when a teacher invites you for an afternoon groping session for a better grade

After class, I was invited for a Feelin’ Keelin session

by shartdragon January 10, 2021

Felicity

A “felicity” is the act of claiming to be single and ready to mingle on the popular platform, Discord. You lure the younger generation in with half nude photos, move them over to your fresh snap account, and you proceed to lead them on.
When you’ve got them hooked and i’m deep, you let them go and disappear off the face of the earth, back to your husband, child and pregnant with the second.

Once this act is complete, it’s called an Elissa. Rinse and Repeat.

Bro have you seen how deep Aaron and Josh are in with Felicity?
Yeah man. Something ain’t right… She hasn’t responded in 3 months!
Did she just pull a successful Elissa?

by notadiscordsimp February 16, 2022

When you are feeling rich in spirit, but you are too financially poor to play music chairs. Here we go round the mulberry bush... again... cuz we're really really poor... financially...

When you are feeling rich in spirit, but you are too financially poor to play music chairs. Here we go round the mulberry bush... again... cuz we're really really poor... financially...

When you are feeling rich in spirit, but you are too financially poor to play music chairs. Here we go round the mulberry bush... again... cuz we're really really poor... financially...

by MK Dicky May 17, 2021

eat your feelings

Someone who is sad. Commonly known as emo. Eating your feelings as in go cry some more. Making fun of someone considered emo.

Why don't you go eat your feelings some more?

by PHMD. September 30, 2005