French Army

Material for some quite successful and amusing jokes

"How many French soldiers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Ten. Ten French soldiers to surrender to the lightbulb one American to come in and do it for them."

Hear about the new French army tanks? Two gears: Stop and reverse.

A French captain got the honor of talking to a British captain and asked "why do you wear red coats?" The British captain responded "It's to raise morale by keeping our men from seeing us bleed." The French captain says "What a novel idea. From now on, all French captains will wear yellow pants!"

by Trekker 42 November 21, 2009

French Military Victories

Early mistake by google that when you typed french military victories it would say No entries did you mean french military defeats.

Student: Search: "french military Victories."

GOOGLE: No entries did you mean french military defeats.

by Bob Marley! January 12, 2008

frenchman's wave

used to describe the characteristic limp wrist of many gay and/or french men.

he is an altbggt because of his riding boots and frenchman's wave

by altbggt December 9, 2008

french military victories

oxymoron

The french won military victories? No they didn't you dumbass.

by Assholes Inc. September 3, 2003

French nasty

when you date a french girl with a glass eye have her suck your dick and rite when your about to cum u pop out the eye and jizz in the eye socket. Then put the eye back in.

Last night i gave your mom a french nasty...so ask her for an example.

by Mike Hayes Dukehayes4 January 1, 2009

frencho

of or pertaining to the french culture!

the guy from france is soo frencho!

by sammykinzandabster June 26, 2009

French Toilet

Making out while using the toilet.

Drunk girl-"I really have to pee. Can you take me to the bathroom?"
Guy-"Sure thing, babe."
*takes her to bathroom, gets her on the toilet, starts giving her a French Toilet.*

by Tamantha2345 October 9, 2010