Fat tope

Similar to a chode, the fat tope is fatter and topier and is general all round cock!

Guy 1: Hey have u seen Toby Roberts recently?
Guy 2: Yeah he's out banging Chodes like a fat tope
Guy 1: What a fat tope!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: for sure

by Topey Noberts August 20, 2009

fat tosser

An obese person who is a massive show off

You know that reece kid he’s a fat tosser

by Calwill November 27, 2017

Fat Evan

A quiet kid with an ask who drinks monster

Fat Evan!
Oi, Fat Evan!

by Big man harry June 9, 2021

fat cell

A guy filled with energy with his cells having expanded 10-100 times their original size He usually fills roads, and airports single-handedly.

Look at that massive fat cell. He is a moving roadblock filled with energy. He takes the road.

by king KINDER BAR November 26, 2018

Life fat

The “weight” you gain when you stop running away from responsibilities and commitment. E.g. mortgage, kids

Brad gained a lot of extra pounds of life fat in the shape of a 3 bedroom semi-detached in the suburbs

by GooseWillis April 20, 2019

Fat fuck

A term to describe the fat controller of a gravy train. Gravy runs through the fat fucks veins. Can also be known as slim, the fat man, what a fat cunt, fat wanker and tends to not only be fat as fuck, but thick as fuck, with an inability to hold any sort of conversation without sounding like an out of breath fat fuck. The fat fuck will not talk but bellow his voice as a way of showing presence in the company of the intelligent. The fat fucks eyelids are fatter than most and he will struggle to see, causing major wardrobe malfunctions including tight as fuck trousers and a bad combination of shirts and body warmers. The fat fuck will sometimes run out of money for gravy and so will gamble during working hours in order to chase pints of bisto that will later be injected straight into the blood. Unfortunately the fat fucks stupidity means he is unaware his day will come and so will continue to Lord over his manor until then in a true fat fuck wanker fashion.

"Oh look, it's the fat fuck. Look at that fat fuck. I hate that fat fuck. He is a fat fuck"

by Monkey baws January 12, 2017

Fat lily

Lily loves to be called fat. It is one of her main fettishes. Everyone loves lily! Lily is shit at debate. Lily is a controversial figure who doesn't know when to keep her big mouth shout and not go grassing us up to inspectors. lileth is a sexy big ting and is in love with a Korean boy pronounced jhoo yang jing. Lily is loved by all and never has trouble getting a sexc man and a ring around her finger

Fredderick- she’s so useless at everything
Josephine- ikr total lily
Jung- what a fat lily
Lizeral- can’t relate

by Ultrafitty May 20, 2020