Facebook Revenge

waiting for someone to do or say something on facebook similar to what they have called you out on previously so you can get revenge on them. This can sometimes take weeks or years but so worth it!

This can include misspellings or calling you out on something that you did that was embarrassing or lied about

Carrie's facebook status: I had an awsome day today!!!
Dawn's comment: awesome is the correct spelling

This is where Facebook revenge comes in

six months later...

Dawn's facebook status: My life sucks latly!!!
Carrie's comment: LATELY is the correct spelling!!!! BOO-YA!!!!

by carrieann80 September 26, 2011

Facebook-rape

This is when go on to Facebook (or My Space, Bebo etc) under a friend's user name because they've been silly enough to keep their account logged on unattended. Once you're on, to punish them for making this silly mistake, you then message random people random things, changing their status etc. (nothing offensive obviously). Once the dirty deed is done, log off leaving them none the wiser.

'I went went on facebook on a pal's computer, I forgot to log off and got facebook-raped!'

by TJ27 February 26, 2009

Facebook Cool

Facebook cool means you are friends with people you don't even know.

Kevin Hiske is facebook cool!!!

by facebook cool kevin April 13, 2009

portable facebook machine

A laptop used solely for the purpose of checking facebook. All it needs is a folder for pictures and internet explorer/firefox.

A person will see a laptop around, and identify it as a 'portable facebook machine'

Often times, people who are facebook whores sit together and use their portable facebook machines and stalk the same cute person of the opposite gender.

Chris: yo let me use your portable facebook machine!!
Shyam: my what?
Chris: your laptop!
Shyam: whatever queer

by g-diggity November 25, 2007

Facebook Tourette's

A moment in which you have no control over what you say on the social-networking site Facebook. Generally, this indescretion is only for a moment- just long enough to say something stupid on a friend's wall. Or, if you're an idiot with no sense of shame, these Facebook Tourette's "attacks" may last for hours, even days, on end. These attacks are not limited to Facebook, and may happen on any site where users can comment or write statements.

I wasn't going to say that on her wall, but then Facebook Tourette's kicked in and I couldn't help myself.

by Mick O'Tilly January 28, 2009

facebook slut

A person who is very promiscuous with who he or she friend requests on facebook.

She has over 2,000 friends, what a facebook slut!

by Horrace P. MT February 20, 2010

facebook atheist

Someone who denies the existence of Facebook.

She likes to email. She's a Facebook atheist. She denies the hypebeast, which is awesome.

by Howling Dowling August 11, 2010