facebook ho

Someone who thinks they are cool by posting reallllllll slutty pictures on facebook.

"Did you see Katelyn's new pictures?"
"Yah man. she a facebook ho."

by AANNNEE December 11, 2007

Facebook Boyfriend

A guy on your Facebook friends list that you add as your boyfriend. Usually a joke put up by a single girl (or single guy). It makes one look like he/she is socially competent enough to actually get a steady man.

Marc is my Facebook boyfriend even though I only view him as a friend, and he is probably sleeping with 12 other girls and is also possibly gay. What a douche. But oh well - at least my parents won't try to force me into an arranged marriage now.

by Ana November 4, 2007

Pirate Facebook

A version of Facebook translated to Pirate Language.
All the links and default text on your Facebook homepage, along with others' profiles will be changed to read things in a "pirate-y" way.

-To enable this:
Go to your homepage->Click Settings->Select Language->Scroll down to English (Pirate)->Choose this option

"Dude, did you ever hear of Pirate Facebook??"

"Yeah! It's hilarious man, lolol. I changed my language to upside down font, afterward. It hurts my eyes xD"

Examples:
"Home - Home Port
Friends - My Hearties
Like Button - Arr, I concur!
Comment button - Weigh In
Logout - Abandon Ship"

by captain dearfriend matey December 10, 2009

facebook stalk

After recently adding someone as a friend, the person who friended the other person first looks through a ton of pictures on the second persons profile.

I facebook stalked Amanda last night after she accepted my request. He profile pictures are all hilarious.

by urbandictionaryuser473 July 2, 2009

facebook relationship

a relationship that is unclear whether its actually true or not, that is shown on the info page of facebook

hannah stein and chris yapola are now married on facebook

beth: do you think hannah actually married that scumbag
frank: no, retard its just a facebook relationship!

by poohead12345 January 7, 2009

Facebook Fucked

When Facebook decides that you don't REALLY need to Facebook Chat with your friends and logs you off. Or when Facebook decides that you don't REALLY need to message your friends and won't load the message screen. Ect.

Dude, I was trying to message Dan this funny quote I found but I was totally Facebook Fucked

by SarahMichelle October 6, 2008

Facebook Finisher

this is when a man or a woman indulges in masturbation as normal. just before he or she reaches climax, quickly presses Alt + Tab on the keyboard to bring up an internet explorer window that they have previouly set up with the image of someone they have been stalking for most of the afternoon on facebook. This results in a more meaningful wank, and thus more enjoyment for the participant.

for example, one frisky summers afternoon you have been secretly surveying your girlfriends younger sister in her daily activities. knowing there is no feasable way in which to fuck her, to maintain your relationship with her older sister the facebook finisher offers the perfect release.

by tom humphrey October 19, 2009