Lay an Egg

Similar to the phrase "take a lap". When someone does something extremely stupid, you tell them to go "lay an egg".

The person will either laugh, or feel embarrassed while his/her friends laugh at them.

Carly: When's July 4th?

Jennie: Go lay an egg.

by JLSISTHEBESTT December 7, 2010

salt the eggs

The act of a male raising his legs and proceeding to masturbate manually with the hand inverted so the middle, ring, and small fingers are above the thumb and forefinger. If done correctly, the visual image should be of a man "salting" his own testicles, or eggs.

So the morning after, that bitch came in with some breakfast in bed, and I told her "give me breakfast and head," and she said "why don't you just salt the eggs?"

by oatmeal145 January 8, 2010

egg juice

Another word for semen. Called egg juice because semen is meant to fertilize the female eggs.

"Ah fuck! I didn't pull out in time and spilled my egg juice inside of her!"

by The Nutmaster February 20, 2017

dino eggs

The large portion of the male population posseses these in their scrotal sack. They contain male juices preferibly to be squooged,squirged, or spit on the female race.

dude just penis fuck me with your dino eggs. I want your penis to cry on my face.

by yancy December 8, 2006

egg drop

To fart in such a way that it smells like a dead or diseased corpse coupled with the aroma of rotten hard boiled eggs, spoiled meat, sulfur, and ketchup.fartflatulencepoopshit

Glenn: So things were going well, then I egg dropped in front of her......
Timmy: Dude, tell me you didn't.

by fartonpeople January 24, 2015

Bear's Egg

A large shite from a non-descript large mammal.
From the idea that a bear, should it lay an egg, would be brown, hairy and quite large.

Oh fuck it. Sorry Your Majesty, I just stepped on a bear's egg. Do excuse me for a short while whilst I wipe it from my trouser leg.

by Norfolk Panther February 20, 2009

eggs benedict

When one hides a frying pan beneath the bed and sets a timer to go off in the middle of fornication - and then when said timer goes off, screams "eggs benedict", grabs the frying pan, and beats the girl/guy into unconcsiousness.

Jailer to his new cellmate: "What are you in here for?"

New cellmate: "3 to 5 for eggs benediction."

by TRose January 11, 2005