Dildo

The thing you find in either your Step moms or Step Sis's Draw or under her pillow

Step Mom: Omg Step Daughter Why do you have my Dildo
Step Daughter: I'll only give it back if you suck my pussy
Mummy

by Hello there >;3 October 29, 2019

Dildo Wonderbush

Someone with exceeding limited mental facilities and almost zero retainable linguistic skills. An extreme lack of motor vehicle operations.

This dildo wonderbush is doing 45 in a 65 speed zone!

by Damn It Joe June 10, 2018

Dildo

A plastic penis

Hannah bounced on a 12" dildo and cum all over the floor

by yep9 November 26, 2016

Dildo swallower

A person that enjoys jamming various dildos down thier throat

I was at the store the other and saw a dildo swallower!

by XxDildo_lordxx December 1, 2014

duller than a dildo

A simile used to describe the sharpness of a knife or cutting tool by comparing it to the sharpness of a sex toy.

Did you sharpen this knife with the rubber? It's duller than a dildo!

by 15thtexas1 September 11, 2023

dildo quencher

The nicest ass and pussy destroyer of sex toys on the market

“hey John you get the new dildo quencher yet”

by JiggleBomf the 4th July 20, 2023

Dora dildo voodoo

You get bad luck / voodoo when you don’t reply to a text or question from Doras dildo you can even ask chun.maraj her hair stylist came late and didn’t finish her hair.

You didn’t reply to Doras dildo text!! Your going to get Dora dildo voodoo on you for 24 hours

by Doras dildo November 6, 2020