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crying

A substitute/side for drugs, sex and alcohol. According to many, people look like a blob fish before, while AND after crying, but at least it makes them feel better. Confident bitches don't care where they cry and real men cry because they have feelings. Those who use they pronouns also cry unless they have some sort of eye impartedment, the point is, that when you fail your test because you copied from the wrong test answers, it's ok to cry, just make sure to not be an idiot next time ok?
Koash: Why are you crying?
Tobias: I looked at you this early in the morning....
Koash: Oh, stop! I know I'm gorgeous, no need to tell me that, but thanks I guess.
Tobias: I cry whenever I see toads.
by mely_IX December 24, 2020
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crying snakes

An alternation for "Christ sakes" for when you have verbal communication issues that day and can't talk right.
by CaramelloKoala December 31, 2015
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An Exodus Cry

When, rather than watching pornography or having sex, you spend that time to spreading stochastic terrorism and misinformation to journalists in order to further your religious beliefs.
Wife "lets have sex tonight"

Husband "Honey, i cant, i got to have an Exodus Cry tonight.
by Sootyjared June 16, 2022
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Laugh now cry later

People will laugh and have fun while u are on ur grind making money and when that shit prevails ur rich and they are broke after they had temporary fun . WHOS CRYIN NOW
Yo bro ur broke asf not going to any party’s”
Me: “laugh now cry later
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Blackout crying

When crying is a lot like blackout drinking.
Sorry babe, I don't remember what we fought about, I was blackout crying.
by sysDump July 5, 2018
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Cry abt it

Lesbian midgets often use the sentence "cry abt it" to cover their insecurities.
Guy: I would rather not do what you asked
Girl: Cry abt it
Guy: Your a lesbian midget...?
by pseudosike October 5, 2022
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corona cry

A cry/sob/single tear that was produced by anxiety over the coronavirus, quarantine, and its effects
When I found out that I wouldn’t be able to see my friends for a month, I had a good corona cry.
by whateverlol March 15, 2020
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