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cry of the der

an excritiatingly painful moan uttered whenever an incredibly stupid course of action has been taken.
i will make all my lights blacklights! DEEEEERRRRRRRRR
by johnny mogas May 7, 2003
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Crying Cold Brew

A sex act involving giving a blowjob while crying to someone in the middle of a coffee enema.
Nothing hits like a crying cold brew on a summer morning!
by Crying Cold Brew June 28, 2025
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Jake would cry

This is used by the boating community to describe a shallow flat or any shallow body of water being used for vessel travel under motorized propulsion.
Crap man jake would cry it’s so shallow

Dang jake would cry if he saw how shallow it is
by Womack April 24, 2023
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breakup crying

The kind you hear through your apartment walls; usually lasting 3+ hours, interspersed with nose blowing, an angry screech, and possibly sappy movies.
Visitor: "What is that awful noise?"
You: "Oh that's my neighbor's breakup crying. She'll be done in a few days."
by DiamondDahl October 14, 2011
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Harry cry

The Harry cry is the most tear jerking, gut wrenching, earth crumbling sob sessions one can ever have, completed by crying and listening to Harry Styles simultaneously.

The Harry Styles songs are usually pretty emotional, as to induce and sustain the tear flow. Additionally, Harry cries can be done in playlist form as to control the severity of the cry, depending on what the Harry cryer is looking for. This is also done so that each song adds different values to the cry and takes away emotional stability from the listener.
Person 1: I just had the most brutal Harry Cry last night. It was so refreshing.

Person 2: who hurt you
by Brussel sprout enthusiast April 7, 2023
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happy crying

Crying from an intense earthshaking orgasm
dude my girl was happy crying after we did it last night
by shEsHErxOXo June 23, 2023
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