a term to call someone a mark ass crab means to basically just insult someone but you wanna say something weird that nobody understands to seem cool
by buttchese19 December 14, 2024
by Sneaky Fox April 23, 2008
One of the most pernicious venereal diseases ever. What appears to be a simple herpes blister swells up to 4 times normal size, and erupts; releasing thousands of tiny crabs. the crabs disperse, fornicate, and lay eggs which mature into herpes-crabs blisters...
by wodiespodie May 19, 2016
Get imitation crab now
by Siri IPhone 8 Plus March 17, 2021
the yummiest, creamiest alfredo in the world with real shredded crab meat in it instead of something boring like chicken! YUM!!
by ProudMom3109 January 14, 2010
This is an insulting and derogatory description for somebody who is very, very cheap. It's believed that crab's asses are rather compact, so someone tighter than a crab's ass is about as selfish/cheap/greedy as it gets.
Jake: Bill by the way, what did you leave our waiter?
Bill: 15%.
Jake: Christ Bill you're tighter than a crab's ass. I have to stop eating with you if you're going to embarrass me like that again in public. That poor waiter worked his ass off you cheap fuck.
Bill: 15%.
Jake: Christ Bill you're tighter than a crab's ass. I have to stop eating with you if you're going to embarrass me like that again in public. That poor waiter worked his ass off you cheap fuck.
by Space Wrangler August 24, 2021
Incredibly harsh and horrendous word for a bad vagina, possibly badly shaven. A fishy and abrasive example of the Female genitaliaA word to be used only to stop a conversation.
Gosh, she had a Crab Baddun of a pussy! I think I've got friction burns.
She had a real Crab Baddun, I'm never going to Amsterdam again...
She had a real Crab Baddun, I'm never going to Amsterdam again...
by PhallicCactus November 03, 2011