mark ass crab

a term to call someone a mark ass crab means to basically just insult someone but you wanna say something weird that nobody understands to seem cool
ayo jeff is a mark ass crab.
nigga what?
by buttchese19 December 14, 2024
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Sandy Crab

Throwing sand into your lover's private parts.
At Revere beach, Dan gave Jen an epic sandy crab. She couldn't clean it out for over a week.
by Sneaky Fox April 23, 2008
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herpes-crabs

One of the most pernicious venereal diseases ever. What appears to be a simple herpes blister swells up to 4 times normal size, and erupts; releasing thousands of tiny crabs. the crabs disperse, fornicate, and lay eggs which mature into herpes-crabs blisters...
Girl, don't sleep with him or you'll get a wicked case of Herpes-crabs. Herpes crabs
by wodiespodie May 19, 2016
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imitation crab

Something used not to replace crabs, but to replace school lunches
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Snow Crab Alfredo

the yummiest, creamiest alfredo in the world with real shredded crab meat in it instead of something boring like chicken! YUM!!
I would like to order Snow Crab Alfredo please.
by ProudMom3109 January 14, 2010
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Alabama Crab Bucket

When, in an effort to remove genital lice, one or both parties shave their pubes into a sink, bucket, or other vessel, then light the contents on fire and use bodily fluids to put out the fire.
Bro, last night was nasty. Between the two of us, we had more lice than I've ever seen. We had to pull an Alabama Crab Bucket just to get started.
by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025
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Alabama Crab Bucket

When, in an effort to remove genital lice, one or both parties shave their pubes into a sink, bucket, or other vessel, then light the contents on fire and use bodily fluids to put out the fire.
Bro, she wouldn't get with me last night until I performed an Alabama Crab Bucket. She wanted to see for herself to make sure everything was cool down there.
by Curtis Claymore May 20, 2025
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