Sober as a leather couch

sober AF. Have you ever seen a drunken leather couch? Didn't think so.

"We can make our own Tuesday parties! Shots for every NBCOT question you get right."
"I'd be sober as a leather couch, lets use cookies as incentives."

by jazzyj19 December 17, 2018

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Drama Couch

A situation where a person is surrounded by drama, but does not want or have any drama.

Girl 1: Did you hear about so-and-so hooking up with what's his face? They're so gonna be in trouble when so-and-so's boyfriend finds out!

Girl 2: OMFG I did! I heard that what's his face and so-and-so broke up last night!

Guy: Get me off of this Drama Couch!!

by YesQuite December 18, 2009

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life couching

Thinking about your life decisions, how you got here, saying comebacks you came up with after a fight, and making decisions yet to come all in a couch.

Guy 1: Dude why are you so quiet?

Guy 2: oh, im just life couching.

by Mistcakes December 5, 2017

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couch king

The male version of pillow princess.

Man, that hookup sucked. He was such a couch king.

by Kation March 19, 2022

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Couch tatty

An elite call of duty player, with a extremely high kill death ration

That guy is couch tatty and has a big face

by HJT7 June 24, 2016

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couch flower

a chic who could do something with themselves but opts for marathons of wheel of fortune, chain smoking and not seeing daylight for long stretches of time, but complains about being bored and having no friends online

that chic used to party ,but now she doesnt do shit but memorize the internet and watch gameshows! she really bloomed into a couch flower!

by yourmomsfb September 14, 2010

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