The Clit Commander

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by Anonymous May 24, 2003

Mint chocolate clit

When a person gets mint chocolate chip ice cream, puts it on their female friends pussy, and eats her out.

Caution doing this may cause head and pussy freeze

Billy bob- what did you do last night?
Eduardo- oh I mint chocolate clit a girl.
Billy bob- did you get a brain freeze?
Eduardo- nope but she sure got a pussy freeze.

by Fortman0000000000000009 February 20, 2011

Clit Boner

Originates from the female genitalia when extremely cold weather is present and stiffens and increases the volume of the clitorus of the vagina.

That's a mighty fine clit boner.

by Kyle Brofloshky August 4, 2004

clit critters

Any crustacean deriving from or within the vagina. Often associated with pussy crickets.

Courtney forgot to wash her backvag thus spawning a nest of clit critters.

by DietCokeCola February 28, 2010

clit lettuce

Excess skin in and around the vagina.

I done tore that bitch up, now all she's got is clit lettuce.

by Beef Brady January 16, 2003

clit-horse

1. A major fucking annoyance. (People or thing)
2. A term of endearment (Used once the familiarity of the person has exceeded the term "clit-dog" which MUST be used first. There are NO exceptions.)

1. That fucking clit-horse just cut me off! Where's my six gun?
2. Heya Clit-Horse! How's your mom? Still pregnant with my demon seed?

by Vaughn Smith January 5, 2004

clit staple

1. a compound insult often used to bring down a tool, faggot, loser, etc. (basically, any one who's a huge cocksucker)

2. some have said it sounds like a clit piercing

3. not really sure

4. the new ass hat/ass clown (this one is brand new and has not been overused yet. spread this shit so it reaches from coast to coast).

sam (jokingly): cliff, you're such a fag
clifford: what??
mike (completely serious): YOU'RE A FUCKING CLIT STAPLE
clifford: ::speechless, walks away, sulking::

1st dude: shit i heard she's goin into the city to get her clit stapled
2nd dude: stupid bitch should stop being such a slut. fucking ho ho.

random person: EAT SHIT CLIT STAPLE

by MIKE MINUS (a.k.a. mike shadows) July 9, 2006